Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
Living with miserable people is going to make me jump in front of a bus one of these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
The safest way of not being very miserable is not to expect to be very happy. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
The effort to try to feel happy is often precisely the thing that makes us miserable, — Oliver Burkeman Copy Share Image
I'm worried because a lot of coaches aren't having fun. They're miserable, worried about getting fired, fighting recruiting. — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
I would like to do a big movie that many, many people see but I just know I would be miserable if… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
If you’re a church person and not a Jesus person, my heart hurts for you. It’s like being engaged and never getting… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
You have a choice, die or be miserable Dopehouse, home of the invisible I warned y'all to stay of my genitals. — SPM Copy Share Image
Who knows what true loneliness is - not the conventional word but the naked terror? To the lonely themselves it wears a… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“The question we must ask for ourselves is: Are we going to be miserable just because other people are?” — Ryan Holiday Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, particularly during puberty in my teen years, I was so miserable because I elicited so much teasing… — Linda Hunt Copy Share Image
The highest point outward things can bring unto, is the contentment of the mind; with which no estate can be poor, without… — Philip Sidney Copy Share Image
I don't think we should go around life and being miserable all the time and feel the pain of paying. It's a… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
If you wish to be miserable, think about yourself, about what you want, what you like, what respect people ought to pay… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
A fool, a fool! I met a fool i' th' forest, A motley fool! a miserable world! As I do live by… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
We just need the laws to change - it's 2012," JWoww said to MTV News. "I want to see my best friend… — JWoww Copy Share Image
Normally, in anything I do, I'm fairly miserable. I do it, and I get grumpy because there is a huge, vast gulf,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Tantra says be real, be authentic to yourself. Your happiness is not bad; it is good. It is not sin! Only sadness… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
But a slow, deeply satisfied smile came over him, and his breath quickened. 'So softly it starts,' he whispered. 'Foolishly clever and… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Off the floor, I'm really laid back: like, nothing really fazes me too much. But on the floor, I do get emotional… — Dirk Nowitzki Copy Share Image
A Sufi mystic who had always remained happy was asked… For seventy years people had watched him, he had never been found… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
For the most part we humans live with the false impression of security and a feeling of being at home in a… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
If you're trying to be miserable, it's important you don't have any goals. No school goals, personal goals, family goals. Your only… — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
The orthodox school has witnessed for centuries that nature itself has never once cured any existing disease with another dissimilar one, however… — Samuel Hahnemann Copy Share Image
-Please, Anita, go home, and don’t freak. Just go home, and be happy. Be happy, and let everyone around you be happy.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
They were offered the choice between becoming kings or the couriers of kings. The way children would, they all wanted to be… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
It was hilarious [last scene with Edward Cullen] considering we'd spent the entire series filming in the most miserable conditions, and then… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
When you read my texts, you saw a curt, miserable git. And you told me so. Maybe you're right. But you know… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“equally with every felicity, all miserable events do naturally beget their like.” — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“A person who has many kinds of happiness to choose from usually ends up being miserable” — Angelos Michalopoulos Copy Share Image
Here is another miserable mental image I will have to catalog and make room for. — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
If you commit to too many things, they become miserable experiences. — Stephanie Ruhle Copy Share Image
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
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