Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! * 25 MINUTES LATER* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah, Let's go with that. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
“Sometimes what I did five minutes ago scared the fuck out of me five minutes later.” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
I do squats until I fall over and pass out. So what? It’s not going to kill me. I wake up five… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Never say that you love someone and for a few minutes later u break up with them — Jennifer Fernandez Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say you don't want to here a song on the radio but then 2 minutes later you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am always running 5 minutes later than the latest you'll think I would be” — Jon R. Michaelsen Copy Share Image
“He'd called again five minutes later, timing it to the second. Because, well, hanging up and calling again right away would be… — Lisa Marie Rice Copy Share Image
There was a time when we would pick up Women's Wear Daily and couldn't wait to see what it read. And now,… — Donna Karan Copy Share Image
You break up, and you say something pathetic, or you don't even speak at all when someone's telling you they don't love… — Gin Wigmore Copy Share Image
E-books are great for instant gratification - you see a review somewhere of a book that interests you, and you can start… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Five minutes later, President Obama walked in, sleeves rolled up. He said to us, 'This is not over. We're gonna keep fighting.… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
How is it that I'd nearly been smothered to death, and yet I could sit there and notice things like my stepbrother's… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Fifteen minutes later I was an expert. That's all you need. I think I was even getting the upper hand, which is… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Fifteen minutes later, Betsy came thundering down the stairs. "I'm going to the mall with Sierra to see a movie." Michael leaned… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
“Dalt's in sixty?" I asked. "Done," he said. "You want to bring the board?" "Depends...you okay with humiliation?" "Bring the board." "See… — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
“When she finally finished a few minutes later, it was hard to tell if she was even aware that the crowds had… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
When a striker misses a chance, people say he should have scored, but five minutes later, they don't talk about it anymore. — Loris Karius Copy Share Image
“TWENTY-TWO HOURS AND FORTY-NINE MINUTES LATER (NOT THAT I WAS COUNTING OR ANYTHING)” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Thirty minutes later, I’m left with a few wads of cash and a dildo but no more drugs.” — Caite Dolan-Leach Copy Share Image
We all go to our grave thinking that we will never be forgotten, and we are forgotten ten minutes later. — Shane Douglas Copy Share Image
Always have an answer - even if you change your mind five minutes later. — Richard E. Grant Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents get mad at you then like 5 minutes later their all nice and cuddly. — Zavier Grant Copy Share Image
Me: *Playing video games* Someone says: Hey! *10 minutes later* Me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING TO ME.! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. — George S. Patton Copy Share Image
If the military contractors are out of Afghanistan, Karzai is out 15 minutes later. — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
I can headline a festival and then literally, 10 minutes later, be walking around, and nobody notices. — Passenger Copy Share Image
“It seemed like five minutes later we were here, the Land That Time Forgot, watching the removal van disappear round the corner… — Caroline Green Copy Share Image
You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
We get done with the game, and it's an absolute downpour 30 minutes later. That's when I thought God was telling me… — John Elway Copy Share Image
