“Mind if I join you?” He didn’t wait for an answer. He simply walked over to me. “What if I told you that I do mind?” “I’d say tough shit.” — Whitney G Copy Share Image
“Dallas-Emily: More of YOU. I like you A LOT and I know that with your career, you’re alone a lot (as am I) and… — Whitney G Copy Share
“Wait,” I touched his arm before he walked into the rain. “On what day are we meeting?” He tilted his head to the side,… — Whitney G Copy Share
“Dear Journal, I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.” — Whitney G Copy Share
“But if I’m going to spend my entire senior year dating one person, I need to make sure it’s more than worth my while.… — Whitney G Copy Share
“Look, I’m completely flattered but you look kind of young.” He furrowed his eyebrow. “That’s very nice of you to say, but that doesn’t… — Whitney G Copy Share
“Her favorite color is blue, even though she tells everyone it’s orange. She looks for every excuse possible to get out of going to… — Whitney G Copy Share
“What? “I’ve never stolen anything from you.” “Nothing except my patience.” His voice was firm. “Vinnie will pick you up at five thirty. Don’t… — Whitney G Copy Share
“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get someone’s phone… — Whitney G Copy Share
“Forgiveness is what happens when you can honestly move past something and let it go. Stupidity is what happens when you tell someone “I… — Whitney G Copy Share
“But this year, when the game clock struck zero, and the score was in my team's favor, I felt no excitement at all. I… — Whitney G Copy Share
“I like your rants better when you prepare them in advance,” I said. “They sound less juvenile that way.” “Have you two been fucking… — Whitney G Copy Share
“The subtext sounded more like you can’t have him. He’s mine. I half expected him to pee on Drew just to mark his territory.” — Whitney G Copy Share
“This is…” She crossed her arms, and I braced myself for a rant of epic proportions. “This personal meeting you’ve been telling me about… — Whitney G Copy Share
“ SUBJECT: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... How about making sure that you won't burn down the grounds in the… — Whitney G Copy Share
