In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times. — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And… — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on. — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know. — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At… — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to. — Dudley Moore Copy Share Image
