Midlife crisis Quotes

My generation is having its midlife crisis in its 20s.

— Edward Norton

“You are trapped by nothing more than a poor attitude”

— Sid Mittra

I did have a midlife crisis.

— Patrick Marber

I am such a desperate man headed into a midlife crisis.

— Kyle Gass

Ever heard of the phrase 'midlife crisis'?

— Janet Maslin

Adam and Eve had their midlife Crisis when they realized that they were older than sin!

— Jonathan Edward Caldwell

“Midlife crisis, sky high gas prices, why even try? Suicides what my advise is.”

— Esham the Unholy

“A man in the midst of a midlife crisis is an abomination on society. [This is my own quote. And it's true.]”

— Ross Bonander

Your drug addiction poisoned our marriage's water supply.

— Bird

“If you wish to succeed, you must believe in yourself and look at everything positively”

— Sid Mittra

Havin lunch and debatin Ferrari prices. 23 and goin through a midlife crisis.

— Drake

I was having a really-early-onset midlife crisis, and then something clicked in an improv class, and I knew.

— Margaret Qualley

“The man who views the world at 50 the same as he didn't 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. Muhammad Ali”

— Julie Hannan

Hollywood actresses age in dog years. I'm 25 in the rest of the world, but I'm about 48 in actress years. I'm…

— Amber Heard

My doctor said: 'A midlife crisis is completely normal.' But I felt, because I was supersober, I can't have these problems. Of…

— Tony Adams

“People may call what happens at midlife “a crisis,” but it’s not. It’s an unraveling—a time when you feel a desperate pull…

— Brené Brown

I'm 51. So I'm just saying, 30 years from now you're going to have a different outlook. That's what a midlife crisis is.

— Kelly Reichardt

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their…

— Bill Murray

I don't believe the United States is going through a midlife crisis. The United States is going through an adolescent crisis.

— Marianne Williamson

“If you're in the midst of a midlife crisis, you could buy a convertible, have an affair, or upgrade your cup size.…

— Jen Lancaster

Everything I read about hitting a midlife crisis was true. I had such a struggle letting go of youthful things and learning…

— David Bowie

There are no atheists in foxholes, they say, and I was a foxhole atheist for a long time. But after going through…

— Peter Steele

I think we roll our eyes at older men with younger women and go, 'Oh, he's going through a midlife crisis and…

— Robin Wright

“I think everyone has one day like this, and some people have more than one. It's the day of the accident, the…

— Heather Sellers

“The doctrine of the sacredness of the soul sounds vaguely uplifting, but in fact is highly malignant. It discounts life on earth…

— Steven Pinker

“The Dark Night of the Soul is not merely “having a bad day” or even week. The Dark Night is a long,…

— Aletheia Luna

I tend to do something for two years then move on to something new. Yoga, then biking, then weight lifting, then back…

— Brad Meltzer

I found myself thinking a lot about my own spirituality. What it means to be Jewish, what it means to forgive, what…

— Tod Goldberg

Men are much simpler mechanisms than women. Nothing changes them ...even when they have a midlife crisis, they do it in a…

— Goldie Hawn

“[Love Wasn’t as They Said] Love wasn’t as they said… It didn’t last forever as they claimed… It is fleeting moments only…

— Louis Yako

“In the Dictionary 'lumpy jaw' comes just before 'lunacy,' but in life there are no such clues. Suddenly, for no reason, you…

— Lorrie Moore

“From Oleg Cassini's memoirs... I learned that Cassini had also suffered from insomnia. One night, he woke from uneasy dreams with the…

— Elif Batuman

“Midlife dynamically, for both straight and gay males, is often challenging as we face the reality that many of the dreams we…

— Anthony Venn-Brown

“There is a Western phenomenon called the male midlife crisis. Very often it is heralded by divorce. What history might have done…

— Martin Amis

“While the Dark Night of the Soul is a process of death, the Spiritual Awakening Process is the rebirth.”

— Mateo Sol

I say I have a midlife crisis every time I start and finish a record.

— Mika

There is some debate in professional circles about whether the so-called “midlife crisis” exists.

— James Hollis

“Maybe a woman's version of a midlife crisis involves stopping doing stuff?”

— Anonymous

Getting a sleeve at my age is a midlife crisis for the man who can't afford a sports car.

— Romesh Ranganathan

I had kind of a midlife crisis at twenty which probably doesn’t augur well for my longevity

— David Foster Wallace