“Midlife crisis, sky high gas prices, why even try? Suicides what my advise is.” — Esham the Unholy Copy Share Image
I had kind of a midlife crisis at twenty which probably doesn’t augur well for my longevity — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“If you're in the midst of a midlife crisis, you could buy a convertible, have an affair, or upgrade your cup size.… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. — William D Tammeus Copy Share Image
I lost it all to you and your vices, still I'm staying on to figure out my midlife crisis. — U2 Copy Share Image
If you're wearing Reebok classics, then you're going through a midlife crisis. I don't want to catch you wearing these in the… — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
The place has had a super-conflicted relationship to its mission. In 1956, it opened as the Museum of Contemporary Crafts. Then in… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
I was having a really-early-onset midlife crisis, and then something clicked in an improv class, and I knew. — Margaret Qualley Copy Share Image
I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
There is some debate in professional circles about whether the so-called “midlife crisis” exists. — James Hollis Copy Share Image
“Are you having a midlife crisis?” “You’ll be having an end of life crisis if you say that again,” he threatened.” — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
I've never been in another kind of midlife crisis. I don't know what it feels like when you're through that, but I… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
There was a time in my 40s where I thought, oh, it's all over - not just work, but I'm never going… — Paul Weller Copy Share Image
My doctor said: 'A midlife crisis is completely normal.' But I felt, because I was supersober, I can't have these problems. Of… — Tony Adams Copy Share Image
You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
“If your metric for the value “success by worldly standards” is “Buy a house and a nice car,” and you spend twenty… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“All three are hip-deep in midlife, when the eyes go and the waistline spreads and the city on the hill that shone… — Mary McNamara Copy Share Image
“The man who views the world at 50 the same as he didn't 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. Muhammad Ali” — Julie Hannan Copy Share Image
Adam and Eve had their midlife Crisis when they realized that they were older than sin! — Jonathan Edward Caldwell Copy Share Image
“If you wish to succeed, you must believe in yourself and look at everything positively” — Sid Mittra Copy Share Image
“A man in the midst of a midlife crisis is an abomination on society. [This is my own quote. And it's true.]” — Ross Bonander Copy Share Image
The midlife crisis you're having at 30 is indulgent, but the midlife crisis you have at 45 is to an extent thrust upon you. — Moby Copy Share Image
