The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jamming a coin into a monopoly newspaper box or liberating a billboard in the middle of the night can be a rather… — Kalle Lasn Copy Share Image
All I want is a cute summer fling where he picks me up in the middle of the night to sneak out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ask me, when something extraordinary shows up in your life in the middle of the night, you give it a… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“He hope she'd find somebody who would text her love poetry in the middle of the night” — Erin Lawless Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything until I've got printed words in front of me. I never wake up in the middle of… — Elton John Copy Share Image
They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I stay with the couple who are my closest friends, I hear them laughing and talking in bed, and sometimes in… — Nuala O'Faolain Copy Share Image
“I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept,… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“I remember being at the summit of Mauna Kea in Hawaii and watching the 9-11 attacks on TV. It happened in the… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“We thought everything would be forgotten, but I still remember your claws running down my back. I wonder if you still think… — Zaeema J. Hussain Copy Share Image
“What bad guys? You’re the sheriff of Riston, Idaho where the most exciting thing that ever happens is old Jaclyn Hardy gets… — Kirsten Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Now he was kissing me, not in a scary way, not with hostility, but with warm, seductive intent. In a hayloft, in… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“Why did you leave me, Elle? Why did you sneak away from me in the middle of the night while I was… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
“I was terrified as only grown men and women can be when they wake up in the middle of the night and… — M. Ageyev Copy Share Image
Most people think spies are afraid of guns, or KGB guards, or barbed wire, but in point of fact the most dangerous… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
“Go to the cops then!” I shout. “But mind if I ask what you plan on telling them? Because saying two dead… — Rebecca Harris Copy Share Image
"National Anthem" was just a funny idea I'd been knocking about. I initially thought about a beloved celebrity having to do that… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I do not believe that the accident of birth makes people sisters and brothers. It makes them siblings. Gives them mutuality of… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“Does it scare you?” said Clare. “Living in a house with guns?” Hunter smiled. “It’s not like I wake up in the… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
“And when the governess had left, he would slip out of his own room and peer at her door until her light… — Sherry Thomas Copy Share Image
“confession of effort chafes against the notion that empathy should always rise unbidden, that genuine means the same thing as unwilled, that… — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“An ambulance finally arrived, and the injured were picked up. Ahmed, whose family is comprised of five sons and three daughters, escaped… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even through all of this, sometimes I wanted to lift up her chin and say, "Don't you see that is your dog?"… — Alison Espach Copy Share Image
“I would expect such behavior from the children,not from their mother." She tsked at him, not even a little daunted. "Aren't you… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“Another exciting but scary adventure happened in Salzburg, Austria, where we were staying at a youth hostel named Stadtalm Naturfreundehaus. It was… — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
“Mary sat on a bench in the park. It was the middle of the night and she was alone and she felt… — Olivia Fuller Copy Share Image
I walked over and sat next to him. Jade.. What was that last night? He raised his eyebrows in a flirtatious way.… — Jade Copy Share Image
“Four times during the first six days they were assembled and briefed and then sent back. Once, they took off and were… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Occasionally you'll say "Excuse me" when I happen to stand in your way, and "Thank you" when your ball drifts into my… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
You realize that this has become, like, Cameron Diaz's, like, Oscar dress. It wakes me up in the middle of the night… — Rachel Zoe Copy Share Image
Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night? Michael: Moms like me. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Have you met my boyfriend? He thinks running around in the middle of the night pretending he’s an elf is a good… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
Do you normally turn up in gentlemen's bedrooms in the middle of the night? If I'd known that, I would have campaigned… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A man, who needs you, will not come to visit you in the middle of the night. If he is there, definitely… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Godshawk looked surprised, the way that people generally do when you ask them philosophical questions in shrubberies in the middle of the… — Philip Reeve Copy Share Image
Oh, I remember you were driving to my house In the middle of the night. I'm the one who makes you laugh… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
