They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep. — Chuck D Copy Share Image
The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz… — Kerry King Copy Share Image
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is… — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in… — Michelle Visage Copy Share Image
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi Copy Share Image
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party,… — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
Consider the standard two-person married couple. ... They will share a VCR, a microwave, etc. This is not a matter of ideology… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
Oh, God, I'm so lonely. An entire weekend streching ahead with no one to love or have fun with. Anyway, I don't… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
A young child's brain has a thinner skull and the brain contains more fluid. The more fluid or fat in any material,… — Devra Davis Copy Share Image
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ...… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave… — Paul Erdos Copy Share Image
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer:… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Guys, just remember, if you get lucky, if you make a lot of money, if you get out and buy a lot… — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you… — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the center of my soul, a rusty chain began to unwind. It freed itself, link by link, from where it… — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
We hear the same refrain all the time from people: I have no life. I get up in the morning, daycare, eldercare,… — Gerald Celente Copy Share Image
I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to… — David Oyelowo Copy Share Image
By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take… — Robert Wuthnow Copy Share Image
“For dinner Jade microwaves some Stars-n-Flags. They're addictive. They put sugar in the sauce and sugar in the meat nuggets. I think… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it? — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it… — Willow Smith Copy Share Image
Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
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