The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi Copy Share Image
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
“Max watched his meal turning in the microwave. He knew exactly how it felt.” — Greg Chapman Copy Share Image
I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying. — Scottie Thompson Copy Share Image
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Television isn’t a substitute for a babysitter, but the microwave is. Mmmm cooked babies!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food in the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call from the one you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in… — Michelle Visage Copy Share Image
They say you're not supposed to Put silver wear in a microwave oven...They were right...I'm missing a wall in my kitchen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some foodie types are snobbish about the microwave; I see it as a loyal friend who has had my back for over… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it… — Willow Smith Copy Share Image
I don't have a cell phone because I know how horrible it is. Using your cell phone is like putting your head… — Douglas Tompkins Copy Share Image
Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep. — Chuck D Copy Share Image
“I love you, Kayla Martin. I want to spend the rest of my life wondering what will happen when I turn on… — Lena Matthews Copy Share Image
Consider: The human genome consists of about 3.3 billion base pairs. Since there are only four types of pair, that amounts to… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ...… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don't love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful.… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she… — Mark Mothersbaugh Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time in our not-so-distant past, experts predicted that with the rapidly increasing advances in technology, Americans would have a… — Jared C. Wilson Copy Share Image
Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you… — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Microwave sales have plateaued as people realize that reheated TV dinners give us no joy. — Kimbal Musk Copy Share Image
Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then come out cold is the reason I have trust issues — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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