If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share
Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a… — E. W. Howe Copy Share
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it. — E. W. Howe Copy Share
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much. — E. W. Howe Copy Share
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E. W. Howe Copy Share
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. — E. W. Howe Copy Share
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks… — E. W. Howe Copy Share
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair,… — E. W. Howe Copy Share
