I didn't want to tell Mother I worked as a journalist. She thought I was a prostitute. Locking yourself in a room and inventing characters and conversations which do not exit is no way for a grown man to behave. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in the great sum of things all a man's endless grapplings… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm known for my gifts - I'm known for my gall. I don't want to be just a famous person -… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman; half-Nazi, half-Liberace. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someone — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I consider myself to be very correct and proper: an upright citizen. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
If I want to dislike women, I should be allowed to. As it happens, I love them. Women to me are privately worshipped and… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
I think you are born, and I think you die. I have a pragmatic nature, but I yearn to believe. — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to… — Sebastian Horsley Copy Share Image
