You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I've always known, all my life, that I was going to be something special. I never knew what it was, but I always had… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go,… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
We survived Nixon and Reagan and George Bush, and so we can survive anything that comes along. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I look on everything with a very optimistic eye. Because I'm a body builder by trade, you know, that was my intent all my… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I am off all the cancer meds. Energy is a bit low but other than that, I feel really good. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Marijuana grows everywhere in the world. And it really is currency, if you think about it. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
