Officiating is the only job in America that everybody knows how to do better than the guy who is doing it. — Larry Goetz Copy Share Image
People come to see the players. Nobody ever bought a ticket to see a manager. — Larry Goetz Copy Share Image
It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too. — Larry Goetz Copy Share Image
In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out. — Larry Goetz Copy Share Image
