When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way — Luke Haines Copy Share Image
The Auteurs have become Luke Haines. I ate their bodies, spat out the pips, and sucked up their souls. — Luke Haines Copy Share
“Hit singles are a tricky-dick business: if they really were a piece of piss even you would write one. To write a hit you… — Luke Haines Copy Share
This is a record I ended up having to make to get on to the next stage of my life. What I did was… — Luke Haines Copy Share
“Selling rock ’n’ roll is like trying to sell a house built from asbestos. It’s no use and it will fucking kill you in… — Luke Haines Copy Share
“But more important than both TLC and the All Saints is Billie Piper. Billie’s ‘Honey to the B’ is a smokin’ hot tune, it’s… — Luke Haines Copy Share
“Remember, rock stars become rock stars because they are inveterate insecure attention-seeking babies and you may have written a couple of half-decent couplets and… — Luke Haines Copy Share
I'm much more into bad, trashy Belgian techno. I like that much more than rock bands. The whole idea of a rock band is… — Luke Haines Copy Share
I saw the 'Popstars' programme and to me it looked more like 'Opportunity Knocks' than the kind of cutting-edge postmoderism that The Guardian would… — Luke Haines Copy Share
When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way — Luke Haines Copy Share
