Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The medical protocol for poor people is, if something hurts, get over it. If something hurts real bad, put salve on it. — Bobby Bones Copy Share Image
Doctors and patients need as much data as possible to make an informed decision about what treatment is best. — Ben Goldacre Copy Share Image
To my father, business was the highest calling, but to my mother, medicine was the top profession. — William Standish Knowles Copy Share Image
I don't want anybody between a doctor and a patient - not an insurance company bureaucrat or a Washington bureaucrat. — John Barrasso Copy Share Image
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created. — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
Medicine to produce health must examine disease; and music, to create harmony must investigate discord. — Plutarch Copy Share Image
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
When I went to the scientific doctor I realised what a lust there was in him to wreak his so-called science on… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that enclosing your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within… — Huey Freeman Copy Share Image
Tell us please, what treatment in an emergency is administered by ear?"…I met his gaze and I did not blink. "Words of… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
More and more of us feel like emergency-room physicians, permanently on call, required to heal ourselves but unable to find the prescription… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
I am a Doctor. A.B... M.A... PH.D... ABMAPHID! Abmaphid has been variously described as a wasting disease of the frontal lobes, and… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for your next prostate exam. That's just a… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The great experimental principle, then, is doubt, that philosophic doubt which leaves to the mind its freedom and initiative, and from which… — Claude Bernard Copy Share Image
So if you think America's politicians and citizens are willing to make the changes necessary to strengthen the U.S. dollar, then don't… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
There's about 100 different cancers in a cancer cell. And so what we're finding out is, they're finding out ways to deal… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Genetic modification has many different areas, for example in medicine, and Britain is at the leading edge of this new technology. I… — Tony Blair Copy Share Image
The doctor begins to lose freedoms; it's like telling a lie, and one leads to another. First you decide that the doctor… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
For 30 years I've been schooled in everything from government, and economics, to medicine and international relations. But don't be impressed. Someone… — Lester Holt Copy Share Image
Sometimes we esteem others more important than ourselves. We always become the martyr. It is wonderful to be self-sacrificing, but watch out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Macbeth: How does your patient, doctor? Doctor: Not so sick, my lord, as she is troubled with thick-coming fancies that keep her… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Boredom is that awful state of inaction when the very medicine ― that is, activity ― which could solve it, is seen… — Margaret George Copy Share Image
I find medicine is the best of all trades because whether you do any good or not you still. Get your money. — Moliere Copy Share Image
Who shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me? — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Where lowland is, that's where water goes. All medicine wants is pain to cure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man is eminent as long as he is orthodox. When he begins to think for himself he becomes a crank. — Walter Hadwen Copy Share Image
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
The science of psychiatry is now where the science of medicine was before germs were discovered. — Malcolm Rogers Copy Share Image
The five excellences include: calligraphy, painting, poetry, medicine, and t'ai chi chuan. — Cheng Man-ch'ing Copy Share Image
I trained very hard to get into medicine, so I won't say I'll never go back to it. — Holly Branson Copy Share Image
“restorative medicine” refers to medical practices that enable the body to heal itself rather than just treat the symptoms” — Steven R. Gundry Copy Share Image
I want to be a child doctor. A pediatry... how do you call it, pediatrician? Do I like kids? No, not really. — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be a cardiologist. If I have time I want to study Medicine someday. — Alessandra Ambrosio Copy Share Image
It is fundamental when you are a doctor for a good doctor-patient relationship. — Manushi Chhillar Copy Share Image
The problem for a Paracelsian physician like me is that I see diseases as disguises in which people present me with their… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
“...Because I have a a serious medical condition. Gabe shook his head ruefully. It's called foot-in-mouth disease.” — Avery Flynn Copy Share Image
If I am to care for people in hospital I really must know every aspect of their treatment and to understand their… — Princess Diana Copy Share Image
Modern allopathic medicine is the only major science stuck in the pre-Einstein era. — Charlotte Gerson Copy Share Image
