I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I found out my fallopian tube had completely ruptured, and the doctor had to remove my left fallopian tube and an ovary. — Charlotte Crosby Copy Share Image
“What animals make the best doctors? A. Ducks, they’re natural quacks.” — R. Eugene Pearson Copy Share Image
Im from a family of doctors, and I think they really wanted me to be a doctor. I even sort of assumed… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
It is found easier, by the short-sighted victims of disease, to palliate their torments by medicine, than to prevent them by regimen — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
There are more old drunkards than old physicians. [Fr., Il y a plus de vieux ivrongnes qu'il y a de vieux medecins.] — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
The art of peace is medicine for a sick worldit does not rely on weapons or brute force to succeed — Morihei Ueshiba Copy Share Image
“Law and order are the medicine of the politic body and when the politic body gets sick, medicine must be administered.” — Bhimrao Ramji Ambedkar Copy Share Image
Medication alone is not to be relied on. In one half the cases medicine is not needed, or is worse than useless.… — Harriot Kezia Hunt Copy Share Image
When you play a doctor, you have to look like you can do it but you don't actually go and do it.… — Carrie-Anne Moss Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is right now politicians and insurance companies are making decisions. We're saying we want doctors to be… — Peter Orszag Copy Share Image
Wounds, Cuts, Scars, and endless amounts of thread. A patchwork, a Puzzle, trembling, dripping. I, am Love, made flesh, by a Mad… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
“It costs about the same to house a maximum-security young adult prisoner for a year as it does to send his law-abiding… — Robert Martensen Copy Share Image
Medicine may be defined as the art or the science of keeping a patient quiet with frivolous reasons for his illness and… — Gilles Menage Copy Share Image
“We hung our heads, ashamed. It was, I suspected, not the first time that a patient had consoled a doctor about the… — Siddhartha Mukherjee Copy Share Image
It is not enough to belong to a religion. You also have to put it into practice. Religion is like medicine. You… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
If the economy of a country collapses completely and the hospitals are no longer able to function as hospitals, it will be… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
Fifteen years ago tomorrow I had open heart surgery, a quintuple bypass surgery. Thanks to all of my doctors. Because of them,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“We may indeed be justly proud of our apostolic succesion. THESE ARE OUR METHODS - to carefully observe the phenomena of life… — William Osler Copy Share Image
Don't separate the mind from the body. Don't separate even character - you can't. Our unit of existence is a body, a… — Susanna Kaysen Copy Share Image
The idea would be in my mind - and I know it sounds strange - is that the most important advances in… — Patrick Soon-Shiong Copy Share Image
Patients want to be seen as people. For me, the person's life comes first; the disease is simply one aspect of it,… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
“Because doctors can’t name the illness, everyone—the patient's family, friends, health insurance, and in many cases the patient—comes to think of the… — Joseph Dumit Copy Share Image
When, as today, there is a market in human organs, when fetuses are produced to make spare organs available, or to make… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
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