Medicine Quotes by Anonymous · Page 4

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit...

— Anonymous

The physician should not treat the disease but the patient who is suffering from it

— Anonymous

A disease and its treatment can be a series of humiliations, a chisel for humility.

— Anonymous

Many doctors pay their grocery bill with the money of folks who have eaten too much.

— Anonymous

Some say that laughter is the best medicine, Obviously they have yet to try medicine.

— Anonymous

Laughter IS the best medicine, unless you throw out your back from laughing too hard.

— Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine...next to Oxycontin...and of course medicinal marijuana.

— Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine... but if you laugh for no reason, you need a medicine...

— Anonymous

Positive findings are around twice as likely to be published as negative findings. This is a cancer at the core of evidence-based…

— Anonymous

The books we read should be chosen with great care, that they may be, as an Egyptian king wrote over his library,'The…

— Anonymous

Doctors are so narrow-minded and brief with their patients these days you practically have to diagnose yourself before you go to the…

— Anonymous

“There is no way to deter old age from its grim duty, but a life of accomplishments makes up in quality for…

— Anonymous

“Are they doctors?” he asked Ron quietly. “Doctors?” said Ron, looking startled. “Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Nah, they’re Healers.”

— Anonymous

Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An…

— Anonymous

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn…

— Anonymous

We are all students of the world; frail embodied consciousnesses struggling to understand, and be a meaningful part of this great, mysterious…

— Anonymous

Love is a good medicine but sometimes, it has a side effect that is what you call pain.

— Anonymous

Orgasms are 10 times more effective than medicine when it comes to relieving a migraine.

— Anonymous

Apprehension is natural, but it must not be concluded that it is a threat. Certainly not.

— Anonymous

Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

— Anonymous

The doctor is effective only when he himself is affected. Only the wounded physician heals.

— Anonymous

Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.

— Anonymous

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"

— Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.

— Anonymous

Pride is like medicine that needs to be swallowed...Bitter, but will later on make you Better

— Anonymous

No poision can Kill a positive thinker....! and No Medicine can CURE a Negative thinker.....!!

— Anonymous

The power of community to create health is far greater than any physician, clinic or hospital.

— Anonymous

Much of your pain is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.

— Anonymous

If laughter is the best medicine, then all it takes to cure your cold is a picture of me naked.

— Anonymous

If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, Im the healthiest person on the planet.

— Anonymous

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.

— Anonymous

Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world; a prescription often given, too rarely taken....

— Anonymous

Why are infectious disease doctors the best ones to date? They are the most cultured and sensitive.

— Anonymous

Downton Abbey has taught me there was a time when British healthcare was just as horrifying as ours.

— Anonymous

In medicine, as in statecraft and propaganda, words are sometimes the most powerful drugs we can use.

— Anonymous

Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.

— Anonymous

Boys are like dogs, they beg for treats, they are unpredictable, and they don't understand the word NO

— Anonymous

If you want to get healthy, you just might not want to go to a doctor. You might instead, go to church.

— Anonymous

The redefined physician is human, knows she's human, accepts it ... and she works in a culture of medicine that acknowledges that…

— Anonymous

"The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in…

— Anonymous