“After consciously enduring a twelve-inch knitting needle navigated into the unseen recesses of my pelvis and almost passing out at the sensation of my hip inflating with fluid and somehow clinging to my sanity through the hour-long, migraine-inducing blare of… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
If you're improvising with Paul Reiser, man, you'd better hold on tight! — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
“See, far above arrogance and selfishness on the rankings of undesirable Lifestyle traits, topping the lengthy list of carnal sins, occupying its very own stratosphere of unforgivable reprehensibility, is lying. Without question, fibbing is the fastest way to secure a one-way trip to blackball status in the swing community. So assured is a liar’s exile from the Lifestyle that should… — Daniel Stern Copy Share
My first movie ever was 'Breaking Away.' I stumbled into an incredible part in a movie that was incredible to be a part of.… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
“I’m no expert, no natural-born talent, definitely no guru. As you’ll soon learn, only through a colossal experiment in trial and error did I reach the sexual summit. Although I own up to having worn a cape in a few intimate scenarios, I don’t possess supernatural powers of any kind. Perhaps my IQ is slightly above average, but Mensa isn’t… — Daniel Stern Copy Share
I remember, after graduating high school, I got a part in a play with the Washington Shakespeare Festival - a little part. But I… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
“After consciously enduring a twelve-inch knitting needle navigated into the unseen recesses of my pelvis and almost passing out at the sensation of my… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
“Growing up happens in a heartbeat. Once day you're in diapers, the next day you're gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
After 'The Wonder Years,' I ended up having a voiceover career, which was something I never even knew was possible. But after the character… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
The only other thing I can really remember wanting to do besides acting was a gas station attendant. At the time, that seemed like… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
“When I’d RSVPed for tonight, I hadn’t expected to be the youngest by three-plus decades. To be honest, I hadn’t expected anything. I didn’t… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
My life is fairly normal. I didn't wake up one morning and find out that I'm suddenly a star, with people clamoring at me.… — Daniel Stern Copy Share Image
