Red meat is not really bad for a person. Now, blue-green meat - that's damaging of you! — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
“You can talk all you want about freedom of speech, but it's freedom of hearing that counts.” — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished. — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
I'm an American, I don't have to see something to know it's stupid! — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
I heard there were two local guys in town doing songs and comedy so I thought I'd take a look....they took my breath away...with… — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
Professor Irwin Corey had some of the best timing in the world, and that is something you can't steal. He talked nonsense, not punch-lines,… — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
There's one word that exists in every language on the face of the Earth and in every society since man began to speak. And… — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
You can say the dirty words now, but there is no content - political satire is limited to small podiums and little soap boxes. — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
Red meat is not really bad for a person. Now, blue-green meat - that's damaging of you! — Tommy Smothers Copy Share Image
