I find when somebody says to me, 'I'm going to motivate you,' more often than not, they're not going to get me. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I guess the Reagan era is defined as the 'I want it all for me, and screw everybody else' era. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I'm not a director to make an action or horror film. That's not for me. — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
There are always things that I'd love to do. As an actor, none of them are specific; all I'm looking for are… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe,… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I kept being asked by corporations to do corporate gigs. And I said, 'I don't have anything. I'm not a stand-up. You… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
When CNN does a story and then says, 'Tweet us what you think' - why? Why does it matter what I think?… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I've gotten a lot of compliments on the 'Criminal Minds' guy. I guess it's because the look of that character is so… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I found that looking at the Israeli/Palestinian conflict from an outside vantage point was actually quite distancing. The history of the conflict,… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I met the real George Steinbrenner on only one occasion when he actually came and played himself on an episode of 'Seinfeld.'… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
The necessity for 'professionals' in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Theater is very much the world I'd like to get back to, particularly in New York, both as an actor and director. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
It's a question of finding the right thing, if I'm going to be an actor... if I have to get up eight times a… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
I've gotten a lot of compliments on the 'Criminal Minds' guy. I guess it's because the look of that character is so different from… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
I cannot tell people who are struggling that I come first. I just cannot. — Jason Alexander Copy Share
The show is like an Edwardian play - emotional life gets stepped on for the sake of accepted manners, and that's terrific for actors… — Jason Alexander Copy Share
