Going to any loud place is terrible for me. I'm bad at loud restaurants. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Top Ten lists make me insane. I just know they're going to change daily. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
'The State' was a huge thing for me. I watched that and 'SNL' together when I was 15, 16. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
If I get a chance to write a comic book or do a voice in an Adult Swim show, I do it.… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I was always self-conscious about the fact that I didn't have as much comedy experience as other people at 'SNL,' and I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did you always want to be on SNL?' No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn't even seem… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it,… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Voices are a good way to get in and out of things. James Carville constantly calls my wife to say I'll be… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When I met Judd Apatow, he told me I should start writing screenplays. They'd be really bad at first, but the more… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group… — Bill Hader Copy Share
I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of… — Bill Hader Copy Share
When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader Copy Share
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California. — Bill Hader Copy Share
No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there… — Bill Hader Copy Share
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall… — Bill Hader Copy Share
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had… — Bill Hader Copy Share
You can be the lead in a movie just for the sake of being a lead in a movie, or you can just be… — Bill Hader Copy Share
