I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I realized two things from an early age - I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I was like the only diverse kid in my high school, and I'm half-Puerto Rican. But yeah, I have a huge family and tons… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's silent. But… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
