“What's that?" Seth asked, pointing. "That?" "That room. Isn't that a head?" "Uh, that's, uh, out of order." "What's wrong with it? Maybe I can fix it later." Never tell a former handyman anything is broken. Never, ever, ever.” — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
'That guy is such a douchebag! I wonder if he's single? Maybe I can fix him!?' -All women — Anonymous Copy Share Image
