I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are. — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom.… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago. — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
If I've been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus. — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly. — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer. — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
