My math teacher accused me of cheating, I cant help that my english teacher is hotter. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Dear Mom, It is not my fault I am failing math. Sincerely, blaming my math teacher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Mathematics is as much an aspect of culture as it is a collection of algorithms. — Carl Benjamin Boyer Copy Share Image
“Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in… — Alan Lawrence Sitomer Copy Share Image
I get it everywhere, 'Look at the math teacher. Look at the science teacher.' I get it everywhere I go, which I… — Joe Ingles Copy Share Image
I didn't go to Catholic school but I had a tough teacher, a tough math teacher.I remember everything that guy taught me.… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
The man ignorant of mathematics will be increasingly limited in his grasp of the main forces of civilization. — John G. Kemeny Copy Share Image
One of the endlessly alluring aspects of mathematics is that its thorniest paradoxes have a way of blooming into beautiful theories. — Philip J. Davis Copy Share Image
Theorems are fun especially when you are the prover, but then the pleasure fades. What keeps us going are the unsolved problems. — Carl Pomerance Copy Share Image
The only time I saw a woman doing anything interesting - I had a math teacher who was a woman. So I… — Judith Love Cohen Copy Share Image
It is the duty of all teachers, and of teachers of mathematics in particular, to expose their students to problems much more… — Paul Halmos Copy Share Image
It was a weird stage of my life, to leave Simon & Garfunkel at the height of our success and become a… — Art Garfunkel Copy Share Image
Well I was about to be expelled from school, I had been arrested and a teacher said: "Why don't you try acting,… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
To teach effectively a teacher must develop a feeling for his subject; he cannot make his students sense its vitality if he… — George Polya Copy Share Image
I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage… — Andrew Shue Copy Share Image
My mother was an English teacher who decided to become a math teacher, and she used me as a guinea pig at… — Freeman A. Hrabowski III Copy Share Image
“Nine equals eight … just ask any math teacher. Well, make that a Tampa-St. Pete area math teacher, one who also likes… — Tucker Elliot Copy Share Image
“When I was in high school, my math teacher Mr. Packwood used to say, "If you're stuck on a problem, don't sit… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
I was working at Kentucky Fried Chicken when my math teacher said, "You're failing in school, you're messing up, why don't you… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
“When I was in high school, my math teacher Mr. Packwood used to say, “If you’re stuck on a problem, don’t sit… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
This will sound like I grew up on another planet, except for those people who are past 55, 60 maybe. When I… — Sherry Lansing Copy Share Image
“He didn’t have any friends at home. He was overweight and the kids at his middle school often teased him about his… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
“...he would tell stories about the Holy City, about Solomon, a just king, a poet-king, a monarch with a thousand concubines. We… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Alvi also told them that the main reason his family was in Moscow and not in Chechnya, in spite of how uncomfortable… — Anna Politkovskaya Copy Share Image
If I'd loved my chemistry teacher and my maths teacher, goodness knows what direction my life might have gone in. I remember… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Brandon McCaw was a math teacher at college for 500,000 years in his life timne. He gets a private jet out of… — Brandon McCaw Copy Share Image
“Something, somewhere, somewhen, must have happened differently... PETUNIA EVANS married Michael Verres, a Professor of Biochemistry at Oxford. HARRY JAMES POTTER-EVANS-VERRES grew… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
“Helen, a junior high math teacher in Minnesota, spent most of the school week teaching a difficult “new math” lesson. She could… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
“Helen, a junior high math teacher in Minnesota, spent most of the school week teaching a difficult “new math” lesson. She could… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
“Taking pity on me, Carissa kept her voice low. “You were calling out for Daemon.”I dropped my face in my hands and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Marketa really desired, with both her body and her senses, the women she considered Karel's mistresses. And she also desired them with… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Any teacher that can be replaced by a computer should be replaced by a computer. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo Copy Share Image
