“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather suggest the universe, Mr Fate or whoever did have some sort of master plan after all.… — Tom Conrad Copy Share Image
“The banana flavour of his accidental conception, and the banana theme of his accidental death, now all seemed to conspire against him and rather… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“In life one of Midnight’s favourite movies had been It’s a Wonderful Life, a touching story where a man called George Bailey is shown… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“I was, a near grown man, sat in his dank, dark and rickety digs, feverishly hovering about the glare of a computer screen like… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“For a more than miffed Midnight, fate was for emperors, fools and soppy lovers: - fate was the self-important egotism of those doing well,… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“I’d once again see that bob of blonde hair back on my pillow, that pink hot smile beaming toward me as I heroically win… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“The punter sweated on top of Marina, his lips all over her young body, his tongue slipping out from rows of crooked teeth, pushing… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“I am not depressed; my life is just shit. As a consequence of my not being depressed, I am not like them. You need… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“Mark raised his eyebrows, ‘you don't know the half of it,’ he further mumbled, more to himself than in reply to Frankie. ‘But listen… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“Detective Inspector Eccles sighed. He may ordinarily have met his sigh with the question of why the newly appointed Superintendent Dickinson was turning up… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“When people pose the question, are you “coxom”, Tom Conrad? I like to pose a question back at them: Is J.K. Rowling actually a… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
“He grumbles incoherently, opens the window a fraction and continues to smoke away. It’s like every time Sidney Drake enters a new location he… — Tom Conrad Copy Share
