I'm so sleepy most of the time, but I guess it's 'cause I'm constantly doing things and trying to move forward and set up for the master plan. The master plan is to be, like, little baby Oprah, with my… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
“my heart, I was so hurt and mad . . . but also I felt like that was so funny. Who throws a huge, broke-ass rearview mirror… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed,… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that's really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I'm probably… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.' — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I don't mean to be so sensitive, but that's just who I am. And I'm not afraid to admit it. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
For any women trying to do comedy, I would suggest you do one thing every day towards your goal. First, you figure out what… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I've studied Charlie Chaplin for years. I've studied Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, all of them. I don't play around. This is not a game. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
Every teacher that I've ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best instrument to… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
