“Exactly; just because I like to suck dick doesn't mean I'm Martha Stewart in the kitchen.” — Lisa Worrall Copy Share Image
“Even with all the lights off, the room was as bright and insistent as Martha Stewart’s smile.” — Deborah Wilde Copy Share Image
My mother could do absolutely anything. She was like Martha Stewart before such a thing existed — Cheryl Ladd Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I have a good memory for certain things. And a very short memory for painful things - that's my favorite Martha Stewart… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
“Your like Martha Stewart on crack,” my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies.” — Debby Bull Copy Share Image
At first glance, Martha Stewart, queen of artfully distressed home furnishings, might not seem to have much in common with Michael R.… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart published her recipe for disaster -- mix one part arrogance with two parts incompetence, simmer in the juices and then… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I don't think there's any company that has the same tools as Martha Stewart Living does, and people know that. They really… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart,… — Said Sayrafiezadeh Copy Share Image
Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I look up to Martha Stewart, and I love that she has product lines that are true extensions of her brand. — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart convinced me to have a business. She sometimes takes a very personal interest, and she kept saying, 'You have to… — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
I certainly know women who had children, quit their jobs, and still have full-time nannies. That's who these women are: Even to… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
“Once you realize that you have identified a passion, invest in yourself. Figure out what you need to know, what kind of… — Maci Bookout Copy Share Image
It's learning your craft and understanding what it takes to survive in this industry. On the back of exposure from TV to… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material… — Alexis Stewart Copy Share Image
“You spent so much time being a hostess you forgot to be a woman. And now the time is right for making… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Lemon curd is one of the first things I remember cooking when I was old enough to use the stove without supervision.… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
The only thing Martha and I have in common is that we both used to model. Martha Stewart is extremely talented. Her… — Kathy Ireland Copy Share Image
“Certainly, the average fashion magazine gives women ridiculous relationship advice that makes it easy to understand why women are so eager to… — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
“I was splayed on my bed in sweats, staring at the ceiling, when suddenly I gave birth to The Idea: one area… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Honestly—and maybe some of you can relate to this—I just can’t stand the pressure of being responsible for hosting a memorable (and… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
“If you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Marlboro Man was out of town, on a trip to the southern part of the state, looking at farm ground, the night… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“There is also the ceaseless outpouring of books on toilet training, separating one sibling's fist from another sibling's eye socket, expressing breast… — Susan J. Douglas Copy Share Image
“Yeah, and from what you said, she doesn’t run a major corporation, or have kids. That makes a difference. I don’t know… — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
“Just in time, Evie,” Selena said. “I’ve got everything ready.” I surveyed the outdoor table, immaculately set with nice silver and crisp… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist Church. — Dave Hickey Copy Share Image
I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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