Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. — William Ralph Inge Copy Share Image
He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting. — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him. — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
A woman who marries a man for his money will have the man but not the money. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“He who marries the spirit of the age will soon become a widower. —Dean William R. Inge” — David K. Naugle Copy Share Image
He that marries is like the dogs who was married to the Adriatic. He knows not what there is in that which… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
“Something I did not know at twenty,” said Nikys slowly, “that I do know at thirty, is that when a woman marries… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“...a fellow's a fool when he marries who don't go to work deliberately to study and understand his wife. Women are awfully… — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott Copy Share Image
The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants corn by the road side have the same problem. Happy… — Sammy Bond Copy Share Image
You can't change a man, no-ways. By the time his mummy turns him loose and he takes up with some innocent woman… — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Copy Share Image
“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instead, they’ll merge their entire names together to come up… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The English lord marries for love, and is rather inclined to love where money is; he rarely marries in order to improve… — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money,… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
What is marriage but the renunciation of unchastity? The savage does not marry. Man marries because he renounces. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
I don't judge anyone who marries young. But I feel you should really put in the time before you make that jump. — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There has to be something wrong when a man or a woman leaves his own people and marries somebody of another kind. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“Nobody marries their first love. First love is just that. First. It's implied that something else will follow. ” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
When a woman marries she belongs to another man; and when she belongs to another man there is nothing more you can… — Cesare Pavese Copy Share Image
“The true sage eats, sleeps, buys, sells marries, talks & laughs, but never - not for a breath - forgets the Divine.” — Imam Abu Sa'īd Copy Share Image
Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise. — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
It is not for nothing that a man's best friends sigh when he marries, especially if he is a man of genius. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
A man marries a woman in front of his FAMILY and FRIENDS. When a man loves a woman he doesn't keep it… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
What a man marries for's hard to tell ... an' what a woman marries for's past findin' out. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
My greatest fear for my child is that he marries a woman exactly like me. — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for the man who marries you... because everyone thinks you're sweet and you're not. — Harold Brodkey Copy Share Image
When a woman marries againit is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again it is because he adored… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
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