Married men live longer than single men,but they are alot more willing to die — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men. — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men. — George Gilder Copy Share Image
“It was a good thing that when it came to married men, she was a girl with a firm moral compass, or… — Kiran Manral Copy Share Image
I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as… — Ernestine Rose Copy Share Image
“I won't stay in with married men any more said the wise girl they're too agreeable, it's a little too much like… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Though I hope to have a few more seasons still in senior football, I am studying to be a physiotherapist and masseur… — Bob Paisley Copy Share Image
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men… — Gary Becker Copy Share Image
Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex. — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Globally, millions of married men and women engage the services of sex workers each year. Despite growing health concerns about the increased… — Oche Otorkpa Copy Share Image
When daisies pied and violets blue And lady-smocks all silver-white And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue Do paint the meadows with delight, The… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“So you intend to spend the remainder of your life whoring, drinking, wagering, and being as outrageous as you can manage?" Bram… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
“Bell had been disdainful of them; she’d thought them small and ordinary. She’d taken such pleasure in saying no to their proposals… — Ayana Mathis Copy Share Image
Married women are far more depressed than married men - in unhappy marriages, three times more; and - interestingly - in happy… — Dalma Heyn Copy Share Image
The money men make from their willingness to work the least desirable hours is not a sign of discrimination against women, but… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“Mr. Nixon, he was fond of recalling aloud, shook his finger in Khrushchev’s face in their famous “kitchen debate” and proclaimed, “You… — Theodore C. Sorensen Copy Share Image
“The vision which has been so faintly suggested in these pages has never been confined to monks or even to friars. It… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL,… — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
BEING SINGLE CAN BE TORCHED AND DEPRESSION. HOWEVER IF YOU LOOKING FOR SEXUAL ONE NIGHT STAND OR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND THE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice men are ugly. Handsome men are not nice. Handsome and nice men are married. Handsome, nice and unmarried men are useless.… — My Lovely Sam Soon Copy Share Image
“The Strip was still lit by a million neon lights, though the crowds on the sidewalk had greatly decreased by this hour.… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
“He left for his day at the library. Today is research day. When he got there, he went directly to the microfiche… — Jean Holloway Copy Share Image
“Don't be thick, James. Ladies know all about mistresses. And it isn't as if you're married. If you carry on like that… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
“In the end, it seems to me that forgiveness may be the only realistic antidote we are offered in love, to combat… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Most married men are completely jealous of my existence - the way it's designed. As far as, surrogate wife, surrogate kids. — Bruce Buffer Copy Share Image
“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
