No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing — Duane Dewel Copy Share Image
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic. — Patrick Marber Copy Share Image
I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man. — Chuck Robb Copy Share Image
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? — Larry David Copy Share Image
I married a man who convinced me that he loved me, who looked lonely and who I thought had the same ideas… — Reham Khan Copy Share Image
'Ajnabee' is a thriller. I play a married man trapped by mysterious circumstances. The film does have a lot of romance and… — Bobby Deol Copy Share Image
To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be… — Bruce Feirstein Copy Share Image
I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men… — Robert Mapplethorpe Copy Share Image
One of the most effective means of seduction that Evil has is the challenge to struggle. It is like the struggle with… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
“Don't settle down into an "old married man" while you are still in the prime of life. Take your wife out and… — Blanche Ebbutt Copy Share Image
If we hold the married man accountable for finances gone legally awry, then the married woman should be held accountable for children… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it… — Lucy Lawless Copy Share Image
Married women are far more depressed than married men - in unhappy marriages, three times more; and - interestingly - in happy… — Dalma Heyn Copy Share Image
The married man and the mother of a Christian family, if they are faithful to their obligations, will fulfill a mission that… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
“We were lying on our backs in the foothills, watching the sky and making a list called "Never." All the things we… — Danzy Senna Copy Share Image
[I and Don Knotts never have a romantic relationship off screen].We were just good friends, and would go out to dinner sometimes… — Betty Lynn Copy Share Image
Miss, n. A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Miss Prism: ... And you do not seem to reealize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man coverts himself into… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Listen, bitch, the only white trash in this room is the one who slept with a married man. An old married man… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“Our little town seemed different as it passed by, or maybe it was me that wasn’t the same. I wasn’t sure if… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Marriage is not easy, I thought to myself. It's not supposed to be easy. It's two different people, from two different backgrounds,… — Courtney Giardina Copy Share Image
“I can only imagine the sort of havoc Oliver must have wreaked as a boy.” Oliver handed Minerva in, then climbed in… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“Turnbull, whose powers of surprise were exhausted, rolled his round grey eyes and said, "Mr. Wilkinson, I think," because he could not… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Now this girl was about twenty-one years old. A sweet little coed. Spends a night with a married man. Goes home the… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
BEING SINGLE CAN BE TORCHED AND DEPRESSION. HOWEVER IF YOU LOOKING FOR SEXUAL ONE NIGHT STAND OR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND THE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ah, dear Reader, is there a married man living who hasn’t purged his drawers and closets of premarital memorabilia, only to have… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“It occurred to Soo-Ja that if she gave him permission, he'd kiss her right then and there. But she realized that all… — Samuel Park Copy Share Image
“William and Dolly had still not come to terms with infant baptism. So baby Ann remained unbaptized. It was clear William was… — Sam Wellman Copy Share Image