I am lucky enough to be married to a guy who tells me I look beautiful every day. — Debra Winger Copy Share Image
When you see a married guy talking to himself, he's just reliving an argument he's already lost. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling… — Steve Wilkos Copy Share Image
Am I a ranting maniac on Twitter? Yeah, but I'm also a pretty mellow, married guy who's into hiking and walking his… — Mike Cernovich Copy Share Image
The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the… — Brenda Lee Copy Share Image
When you are married to a guy who takes chances every day, who loves risk and has great intuition and great business… — Joanna Gaines Copy Share Image
“My flight arrives at eight in the morning," he mentioned casually. "Any chance you can come and get me?" ... "Pick you… — Rachel Harris Copy Share Image
It wasn't until I was 23 and got married to a guy who was really bookish that I got completely hooked on… — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
A married guy is responsible for everything, no matter what. Women, thanks to their having been oppressed all these years, are blameless,… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
