Married Comic Quotes by Cathy Guisewite

Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.

— Cathy Guisewite

Allow yourself to graduate, every five years.

— Cathy Guisewite

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

— Cathy Guisewite

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.

— Cathy Guisewite

One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.

— Cathy Guisewite

This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they…

— Cathy Guisewite

Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

— Cathy Guisewite

Men date. Women have relationships.

— Cathy Guisewite

My mother had always taught me to write about my feelings instead of sharing really personal things with others, so I spent many evenings…

— Cathy Guisewite

A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living…

— Cathy Guisewite

Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.

— Cathy Guisewite

So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.

— Cathy Guisewite