Marriage Quotes by Ritu Ghatourey

Being married is 90% talking about what to have for dinner.

— Ritu Ghatourey

All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

— Ritu Ghatourey

LOVE Is Blind.. and MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes

— Ritu Ghatourey

The four most important words in any marriage...'Ill do the dishes.'

— Ritu Ghatourey

Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing whats in it. ~

— Ritu Ghatourey

The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp..

— Ritu Ghatourey

Why is it that most girls are quick to reject a man that lives with his mom but easily accept the one…

— Ritu Ghatourey

One spelling mistake can destroy your life. a husband sent his wife this I'm having a very wonderful time, I wish you…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Arranged marriage is like walking n unfortunately a snake bites u but Love marriage is dancing in front of a cobra singing…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .

— Ritu Ghatourey

A handsome guy & a pretty girl will make a beautiful wedding. But a faithful man & a prayerful woman will make…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Dear boys, If you can't handle her in sweatpants, you don't deserve her in a wedding dress.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, Breakfast be damned, come back to bed.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Women like attention and they like to be told clearly that they are loved. Don't be stingy in expressing your love for…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Marriage does not guarantee that you will be together forever, it's only paper. It takes love, trust, respect, commitment, understanding, friendship and…

— Ritu Ghatourey

She is a woman. She is a mother, a daughter, a wife, a sister. She is a truly amazing person. She is…

— Ritu Ghatourey

She is a woman. She is a mother, a daughter, a wife, a sister. She is a truly amazing person. She is…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Millions of women hate their husbands for the simple reason that they feel used, as if they are just machines for your…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Wedding speech frm girl to in Laws: My dear New Family,I thank u for welcoming me in this new house, Firstly I…

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A famous inspirational speaker said: Best year of my life were spent inthe arms of a woman,who wasn't my wife Audience was…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Most people get married believing a myth that marriage is beautiful box full of all the things they have longed for; Companionship,…

— Ritu Ghatourey

While divorce never quite makes sense, the someday part is here¦after going through all of the pain, confusions and sadness, and emerging…

— Ritu Ghatourey

No matter whom you marry but unless you accept your partner with your heart and soul you cannot solemnize your relationship. When…

— Ritu Ghatourey

In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

— Ritu Ghatourey

One of the most important things in families, both for children and spouses, is never to close off possibilities

— Ritu Ghatourey

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, cant u…

— Ritu Ghatourey

If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

— Ritu Ghatourey

Even great marriages have terrible years, but don't give up. You will look back on this as a prelude to something richer…

— Ritu Ghatourey

9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right.. The 10th husband wasn't been seen since the study was conducted..

— Ritu Ghatourey

Do you know Difference between poetry n lecture? anything said by girlfriend is poetry and anything by wife is lecture...:P

— Ritu Ghatourey

Someone at work said to her, Inquiring minds want to know if you have a boyfriend she said, Yes, I do, but…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I love being married. Its so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

— Ritu Ghatourey