Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Never leave Your WIFE for a HOE , Cause The HOE , Will leave you for Your BRO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whatever you are, be a good one." -Curtis Sittenfeld (American Wife)” — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
“I need to get my wedding ring resized, because it still fits tight around my neck.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
My husband is half Japanese and half white European-American, and our son is half Korean, quarter Japanese, and a quarter white European-American. — Min Jin Lee Copy Share Image
I hoped that, you know, France wouldn't mind about, you know, the wife of their president to having a job. — Carla Bruni Copy Share Image
Man and wife are equally concerned, to avoid all offence of each other, in the beginning of their conversation. Every little thing… — Jeremy Taylor Copy Share Image
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache… If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Black for hunting through the night For death and sorrow, the color’s white Gold for a bride in her wedding gown, And… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
How do I make the son, daughter, wife of Paterno interesting? Then you just have to start seeing people. — Barry Levinson Copy Share Image
Patriotism is not an abstract concept. It begins from one's own home. It buds out from the love for one's parents, spouses… — Kim Jong-un Copy Share Image
Most African women are taught to endure abusive marriages. They say endurance means a good wife but most women endure abusive relationship… — Joyce Banda Copy Share Image
“Whoever said marriage is boring didn’t marry you!” Livia kissed his cheek. “Thank you for that.” Blake kissed her forehead. “That was… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
Passion, interest, or caprice, suggested daily motives for the dissolution of marriage; a word, a sign, a message, a letter, the mandate… — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image
“a spouse is taking a part of his heart away from his mate and bringing it to an outside source. This is… — Henry Cloud Copy Share Image
“Sadly though, this side of heaven, we can only attempt to have a fore-shadow of the romance to come. Even the best… — Angie Nichols Copy Share Image
“Despite being a delight to attract Mr/Mrs Right, it'll be a matter of insight not to expect all to be right with… — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
“Their [Lacadaemonian] women, it is said, were bold and masculine, overbearing to their husbands in the first place, absolute mistresses in their… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a commitment for life. It is a permanent, lifelong relationship. — Dada Vaswani Copy Share Image
“Marriage is not a Fashion show but Maturity and Management” — Samuel Asumadu-Sarkodie Copy Share Image
His words and music weren't just joined; they were inseparably married. — John Corry Copy Share Image
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I like my wife. I'm stupid in love with my wife and always have been. — Jonathan Banks Copy Share Image
It's weird to have to jump in to being married with somebody, but it was really easy. — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
A woman says what is on her heart while a man says what is on his mind. — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image