For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda. — Phyllis Battelle Copy Share Image
My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong. — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys. — Hope Solo Copy Share Image
“ Marriage isn't for everyone, however if you find the right co-pilot it's a great way to travel through life ” — Kloby Copy Share Image
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is war, and marriage provides us with a close and intimate ally with whom we may wage this war. The battle… — Dan B. Allender Copy Share Image
My personal view is very simple: What happens in your bedroom, it's up to you. If you want to use gay marriage… — Marion Barry Copy Share Image
Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife. — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
Before you went to work this morning in the city, did you spend some time with your family? Did you kiss your… — Mac Davis Copy Share Image
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
“And so I found myself in a kind of love lock: pining for the wrong person, grieving beside a woman whose body… — Courtney Maum Copy Share Image
This is probably an asset that my wife hates, where you compartmentalize. Most times, I think it's an asset, where you can… — Andrew Gillum Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about gay people is that you can't really put on a wedding without them. They're the ones who make… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Every fairy tale, it seems, concludes with the bland phrase "happily ever after." Yet every couple I have ever known would agree… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“It takes a CONSTANT flowing of gas from the cylinder to keep the fire burning under your pot. “WOOING your woman” should… — Olaotan Fawehinmi Copy Share Image
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“She had disapproved, audibly, repeatedly, and eventually to my face, of my habit of going about with my head uncovered, it being… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“She died a few days later, and her death buried once and for all the intrigues between the Precious Wife, the Gracious… — Shan Sa Copy Share Image
A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned. — Marie Osmond Copy Share Image
I have a son and daughter and wife that need me not in basketball mode when I'm home. — George Hill Copy Share Image
“Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
If you want to make the days of your life really matter, then you must love something. — Kobi Yamada Copy Share Image
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises. — Andre Maurois Copy Share Image
“You supposed to be a Christian and you cursin’ and cheating on your husband.” — Quan Millz Copy Share Image
