Marriage Quotes · Page 79

Somehow it just don't seem fitting for a man to spend his wedding night in a tree.

— Jane Powell

I don't really feel like I have to have a debate with my husband over issues.

— Laura Bush

“Tombstones don´t list jobs, they list relationships-mother, wife, daughter.”

— Barbara Delinsky

Getting your life back on track after a divorce is a tough task.

— Mazher (@mazher50

Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.

— Noel Gallagher

If anyone is on my husband's arm, it's going to be me.

— Katie Hopkins

I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God.

— Manny Pacquiao

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

— Sacha Baron Cohen

All couples have been told to schedule regular one-on-one time. 'Date night' is the default answer to most problems in modern marriages.…

— Bruce Feiler

I met my wife when we were 15 years old. I knew within 15 minutes of meeting her, that's who I wanted to marry.

— Justin Allgaier

You are so pure in mind and heart, In aspect, too, so mild, I wonder that you ever could Implant your wife…

— Martial

“I was in love with Sofia Claremont and the thought of her being my wife was more than anything I could ever…

— Bella Forrest

I just want to live as long as possible because I have three children and a husband that I don't want to…

— Emma Willis

Marriage indeed may qualify the fury of his passion, but it very rarely mends a man's manners.

— William Congreve

I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful…

— Frank Carson

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

— George Will

A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but…

— Kristen Wiig

“Mrs. Parker was as evidently a gentle, amiable, sweet-tempered woman, the properest wife in the world for a man of strong understanding…

— Jane Austen

I had a baby and stayed home for a couple of years, and I was really casting about, thinking, 'What am I…

— Elizabeth Warren

Love & Marriage are about work & Compromise. They're about seeing someone for what he is, being disappointed and deciding to stick…

— Ayelet Waldman

“Never did. He knew it and loved me, anyway. I imagine you’re wondering why I’m mailing you my wedding dress. (Yes, that…

— Debbie Macomber

“Ekman, P. (2009). Telling lies: Clues to deceit in the marketplace, politics, and marriage (4th ed.). New York: Norton. [A great deal…

— James Morrison

You must reach inside yourselves where I live like a story, not old, not young laughing at my own sorrow, weeping pearls…

— Francesca Lia Block

“Your partner’s secret love affair may be caused by the natural necessity of life to find fuller and fuller expression. There’s a…

— Lebo Grand

A literary woman's best critic is her husband.

— Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

“Making deposits in relationships are as important as making withdrawals.”

— John Arthur

After I got married, my husband gave me a lot of comforts.

— Mumtaz

I don't know when, but I do want to get married and have kids.

— Tiffany Hwang

I am a lesbian. I am married to a woman. We have a child. We have a family.

— Lori Lightfoot

I was smart and married somebody who could do for me what I couldn't do for myself.

— Rob Lowe

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

— Helen Rowland

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.

— Ha Jin

“A human wife or girlfriend isn’t nearly as interesting an adversary as Jesus.”

— Melissa DeCarlo

“long as it doesn’t involve a ring or a marriage license.”

— Leeanna Morgan

“Sorry Your Husband Was Sharing His Saran Wrap Fetish with a Hooker”

— Karen MacInerney

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

— Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

— Sholom Aleichem

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.

— Melissa Joan Hart

Beena and I didn't move in together until we got married.

— Hasan Minhaj

I'm an old-fashioned person and I happen to believe in traditional marriage.

— John Kasich