“He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We have the Google family calendar. Before a week starts, my wife and I sit down to decide who's driving who to… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In everything I do, my children come first, and my husband. I just think it's so important to maintain family stability. — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“People don't get married just to have sex with each other. Not in the last 100 years or so. Even in England.” — Ros Clarke Copy Share Image
We are so blessed to have married into such wonderful families. Thank you for being present at our wedding and sharing in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I, SINUHE, the son of Senmut and of his wife Kipa, write this. I do not write it to the glory of… — Mika Waltari Copy Share Image
Looking into Linda's eyes when she walks down the aisle, and knowing that's the lady I'm going to be with for the… — Drew Scott Copy Share Image
This doctrine of prenatal influence is now slowly being recognized, and science as well as religion calls out: 'Keep yourself holy, and… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
With my husband, I have twice sailed across the Atlantic in a sailboat one third the length of the Mayflower. I know… — Kathryn Lasky Copy Share Image
So much of the trouble is because I am a woman. To me it seems a very terrible thing to be a… — Ruth Benedict Copy Share Image
Nothing has changed really, just that your wife becomes your best friend and you share everything with her instead of your friends.… — Gautam Rode Copy Share Image
“There was something pathetic about the rejected wife bravely pulling herself together, joining a tennis club, doing a photography course, cutting her… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“In marriage, the point is not to achieve a rapid union by tearing down and toppling all boundaries. Rather, in a good… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
My husband will tell you one of the most frequent questions he gets from world leaders is, 'How's your wife's garden?' — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I think it's crucial to live, play and work passionately. I'm inspired by my husband, my son and the sense of possibility… — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
When my first daughter was born, I was lousy. A really good dad but a lousy husband. I wasn't ready for it. — Jack Savoretti Copy Share Image
I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them. — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
The only way I'll ever get married is in a business-friendship-relationship. It's gotta be like, 'This makes sense.' I'd marry for money. — Too Short Copy Share Image
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wife; and at forty, the judgment. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Marriage is a very important man-made institution. Once you are married, you need to honour that. — Kashmira Shah Copy Share Image
My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
For a lot of people, divorce is traumatic, but for us, it made for a happier family. It was miserable to watch… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
The website is me. It's a reflection of my personality and my interests. It's the perfect marriage of my skills and experiences. — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
To know that I can now be legally MARRIED and have the same rights as the rest of America, makes this the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you leave a good job to go off on your own and don't expect to make money for a while, you… — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
My first husband dragged me out of London and made me live in the suburbs in Surrey - not where you want… — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
I did everything in my power to make divorce easy on my kids, but it's unrealistic to expect they will escape totally… — Coleen Nolan Copy Share Image
I have an amazing wife, Tia, and an amazing son, Cree, and I'm a family man first and they keep me grounded.… — Cory Hardrict Copy Share Image
I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week. — Pierre Dukan Copy Share Image
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My wife told me she’d meet me at the mall, and I said, “Don’t be silly. We’ve already met. What, do you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I used to pray about whoever my future spouse was going to be. — Gabby Barrett Copy Share Image
The failure of so many marriages is due to their getting married out of animal passion and not out of love. — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
You can lose your MONEY. You can lose your FRIENDS. You can lose your JOB and you can lose your MARRIAGE...and still… — John Paul Warren Copy Share Image
I have two young boys, and my wife is at home. Most of the time, I will cook the food, and we'll… — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
