Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can… — Al Goldstein Copy Share Image
I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married in real… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
My wife is from India, and I come to India a lot. I have never faced any security issue. — Shahid Afridi Copy Share Image
“We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead… — Mark Phillips Copy Share Image
“...and a new dress because her asshole husband had bought an ugly funeral outfit she was stuck in for eternity” — Linda Wisdom Copy Share Image
“Within a month he knew that his marriage was a failure; within a year he stopped hoping that it would improve.” — John Williams Copy Share Image
The first few months of my life of every year are in total retreat. I don't see anybody except my husband and… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
“-Hey, neighbor, is your wife free for a date today? -No, I’m taking her out this afternoon? -Great! Then you won’t mind… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When we are baptized and confirmed, when brethren are ordained to the priesthood, when we go to the temple and receive our… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
. . . nothing could touch the strength of my love, and the thoughts of my beloved. Had I known then that… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
“You can die now, with three healthy children, your husband of almost fifty years alive and well, and five grandchildren whom you… — Will Schwalbe Copy Share Image
“I want to find a guy. I want to fall in love. I want a future with someone, maybe marriage and babies,… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“But as to your writing me that I don’t love you very much, I don’t know whether you’re saying this in earnest… — Laura Cereta Copy Share Image
“He is smiling proudly, his face flushed, thinking that she is enjoying the sight of her son, her adored only son, in… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something, my wife died for Tuesdays ago. Cancer of the colon. We were married forty-one years. Now you… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
Some of you, unfortunately, will never marry in this life. That turns out to be the case sometimes. If that happens, do… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
When my husband is away and I'm by myself, my neighbours will insist I eat with them every single night because they… — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
I don't know if I want to believe in the certificate called marriage, but I do believe in love. — Pulkit Samrat Copy Share Image
When I look at female characters, I want to recognize myself in them - my trials, my tribulations as a mother, as… — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
Women work and feel like they have to take care of so many details. Sometimes they don't get much help from their… — Mark Goulston Copy Share Image
Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner. — John Updike Copy Share Image
The divorce rate would be lower if instead of marrying for better or worse people would marry for good. — Ruby Dee Copy Share Image
“Love never lives on a one-way street, for it will always come back up the road bigger than how we had sent… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
“Don’t mistake good with easy. Sometimes the two are companions. Often they are polarized. Much like a grand marriage.” — PeggySue Wells Copy Share Image
If you get a great wife who understands the demands of someone in athletics, I think that's important. — Tony Romo Copy Share Image
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“With no other choice, I'd submitted to the will of our prophet and had married my nineteen-year-old first cousin.” — Elissa Wall Copy Share Image
Obama's term has been like a bad marriage, just when you think it can get any worse, it does... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Divorce is fairly common these days, and I think many times people disregard the emotional impact that divorce has on a couple… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I have great appreciation for military spouses and it grows every time I visit another base. — Karen Pence Copy Share Image
No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I'm not somebody that gets played a lot at parties and weddings. I mean, you know, you mention my name and you… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife. — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else. — Paul Weller Copy Share Image
“Why wouldn't you want to be as close as you could to another person's glow, when you felt it? I still think… — Martha Southgate Copy Share Image
The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative. — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world. — Booth Tarkington Copy Share Image
The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women. — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image