I've missed too much of my family life. I want to spend more time with my wife and kids. — Jose Calderon Copy Share Image
I have a full Tuscan lunch and dinner every day in my home; my husband's a fantastic chef. — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
Happy Nurses Week to someone I hope to someday credit with introducing me to my rich doctor husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, ever since I started helping out my husband with the management of the company, I have been involved with the making… — Divya Khosla Kumar Copy Share Image
If there are any cages in this marriage, it is I who have built them. And I who hold the key to… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Now that we all have partners, all husbands should come pick up their projects." Pick up our project? Shrugging, I stand up… — Miranda Kenneally Copy Share Image
It seems almost oxymoronic to believe that this new idealism has led to a new pessimism about marriage, but that is exactly… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
There's really quite a beautiful marriage between Milady's ingenuity and D'Artagnan's immaturity. When they first meet, she's trying to frame him. She's… — Luke Pasqualino Copy Share Image
“It's as if our being academic equals means we must be inadequate wives and mothers,' says Noura. All of these girls have… — Sabrina Mahfouz Copy Share Image
Living to an extraordinary age, she mourned them all equally as she buried her husband and, one by one, her children. In… — Martine Leavitt Copy Share Image
She stay all night long watching her kids while they're sleeping ,Staring at her husband picture hanging in the wall while sh's… — Miss Leto Copy Share Image
I'm very involved in FIU. I'm class of '96 and my wife is class of '97. I'm a member of the foundation… — Danny Pino Copy Share Image
“Don't let yourself drown. Don't run or swim away from the safety of the boat. The boat, that's your home, your family,… — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life. — Gary Condit Copy Share Image
I think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off! — Helen Gurley Brown Copy Share Image
I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch? — Anne Grant Copy Share Image
There are many things you shouldn't measure. Don't, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife! — Julian Baggini Copy Share Image
Unlike President Obama, I am not afraid to state, without a wink or a nod, that the government has no right to… — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I want to be married too,” said the plump little princeling, who was all of nine. “I’m taller than my uncle!” “I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tell my wife she is only the third most important thing after my country and my parents, in that order. — MS Dhoni Copy Share Image
It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee. — Sam Peckinpah Copy Share Image
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
If you don't like gay marriage, blame it on straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay babies!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Boris come himself?” Vanov laughed. “Surely you’re joking. Preparations for his wedding.” — Eric Van Lustbader Copy Share Image
“The idea that his wedding band was some kind of talisman nauseated him like the smell of attar.” — Stephen R. Donaldson Copy Share Image
What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put a burning wedding invitation to it, and… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
No role is more challenging, rewarding and inspiring than my real-life role as a mom and a wife. — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
I'm not, I'm not tryna run your life. That's why, that's why I'm nobody's wife but when I want, when I want… — Melanie Fiona Copy Share Image
With great power comes great responsibility, . . . . But after Marriage greater responsibility comes without any power.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience. — Star Jones Copy Share Image
A happy marriage isn't the easiest thing in the world to achieve, but it's much easier to come by than a happy… — Shirley Boone Copy Share Image
Sorrow for not understanding like I understand now the unpredictable, profound journey that marriage is. — Ruby Dee Copy Share Image
Please remember that your wife is a human being; if you abuse your wife physically, emotionally, or psychologically, then don't expect her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image