Women are really beautiful in their forties, and men seem to come of age around the period of their second wife. — Rene Ricard Copy Share Image
“Marriage is a Bond so Strong, yet it gets weak if the knitters (the couples) do not weave the threads carefully, lovingly.” — Sara Khan Copy Share Image
“For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more… — Mark R. Brand Copy Share Image
The marriage of computing and connectivity without the shackles of being tethered to a location is one of the biggest disruptive forces… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Love and life is not all about sex, sex is just a part of life and it is not necessary that sex… — Jaseem Kapoor Copy Share Image
If a single man demanded as much as a man with a wife and four children, then that would be a violation… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Astrology is framed by the devil, to the end people may be scared from entering into the state of matrimony, and from… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I was working for Martin Finnegan. He was my best mate in racing. I went to his wedding in November 2007. No-one… — Guy Martin Copy Share Image
Though Hillary Rodham married Bill Clinton 11 years after Camille Hanks married Bill Cosby, and after having earned her own law degree,… — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
I met my wife Anne who was a sociology student, and her influence together with activities associated with the student movement of… — Paul Nurse Copy Share Image
There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him… — Charles Dudley Warner Copy Share Image
“Whoever said marriage is boring didn’t marry you!” Livia kissed his cheek. “Thank you for that.” Blake kissed her forehead. “That was… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Book of Common Prayer "With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly goods… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
When you work with your wife you really have no "me" time, or place to get away and be with the guys,… — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
“Yes, I said something to him, and then I cooled him off.” “Cooled? By what process?” “I knocked him halfway across Broadway… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
Jim Longenbach, poet, critic, and my husband, is always passing along life-changing books for me to read. — Joanna Scott Copy Share Image
“He always carries two lucky charms his wife gave him—not that he really believes in that sort of thing …” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Ma? I think you have the spirit of husband-repelling. You are too hard, ma, you will not find a husband. But my… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
Woman is the crown of all creation, but Man is the head who wears it, and even the servant is master in… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
True love. When wife pulls her husband, whos fully drunk, to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies- LADY¦ LEAVE… — AaRon CcHan Copy Share Image
Music was our wife, and we loved her. And we stayed with her, and we clothed her, and we put diamond rings… — Lionel Hampton Copy Share Image
“The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
There is no slave, after all, like a wife...Poor women, poor slaves All married women, all children and girls who live in… — Mary Boykin Chesnut Copy Share Image
My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other… — Stephen Kendrick Copy Share Image
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between my music, my art, and my wrestling - and having the Hardy girls and a great wife - my life is… — Jeff Hardy Copy Share Image
Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
A lot of people look for you to change. Everything has stayed the same. Financially, this is God's money, and my wife… — Andre Ward Copy Share Image
“I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
Having a child changes everything in a most positive way, and I am extremely lucky to have a great wife who is… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
Women ... to them any wedding is better than no wedding and a big wedding with a villain preferable to a small… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Besides, what do I know about being a wife? There are much more important qualities to have than a docile disposition.” — C.J. Redwine Copy Share Image
My wife's income allowed me to do what I really loved. I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too. — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
His wife's a brand of Christian that forbids a gathering that involves young women dancing in the streets but not races where… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Hi Kate! We went to get marriage license! Who’s we? Your Father and I. Well I hope you’ll be very happy together.” — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
God has set the type of marriage everywhere throughout the creation. Every creature seeks its perfection in another. The very heavens and… — Martin Luther King Jr Copy Share Image
