“Women don't want to be forced to their knees. They want to be made to feel weak at the knees. Husbands and… — Jason Luke Copy Share Image
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On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife. — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
For after my marriage I had made various attempts to write fiction. They were clearly failures. — Mary Augusta Ward Copy Share Image
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[My wife] liked to collect old encyclopedias from second-hand bookstores, and at one point we had eight of them. When I wrote… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
When I hear from people that religion doesn't hurt anything, I say really? Well besides wars, the crusades, the inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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My wife is Swedish, so I'm familiar with the Scandinavian kind of odd humor. It's very dark and very deadpan. — Cory Barlog Copy Share Image
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The man who wants his wedding garments to suit him must allow plenty of time for the measure. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
I cannot just do things without thinking. I have a wife and daughter to think of at all times now. — Marko Arnautovic Copy Share Image
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It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
I happened to take a photo, and there was my wife, my dog and my banjo, all in the same shot -… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
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We messing with the same girl, the same girl. How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
My failings are the result of my own inter-personal abilities. I am not a good husband or boyfriend. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
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It was great working with Dhanush. Since we are married, it worked to my advantage because we were in sync and understood… — Aishwarya R. Dhanush Copy Share Image
I cheated on my first wife, Kristin. I thought I was untouchable. How could I be that inconsiderate to someone? — Tito Ortiz Copy Share Image
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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“Prince, thou art sad. Get thee a wife, get thee a wife. There is no staff more reverend than one tipped with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Next to my husband and along with Marlon Brando, Yves Montand is the most attractive man I've ever met. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
The family code in Egypt is one of the worst family codes in the Arab world. Polygamy. The husband is having absolute… — Nawal El Saadawi Copy Share Image
I didn't need a certificate to tell me about my relationship with Patrick, but I do feel different because of our marriage. — Sunny Ozell Copy Share Image
Yea, marry, now it is somewhat, for now it is rhyme; before, it was neither rhyme nor reason. — Thomas More Copy Share Image
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