“You know, I can’t wait for her to gets married because hell is made of fire and she said it would be… — J.T. Cheyanne Copy Share Image
“... and people who have kids, people with husbands and jobs and mortgages, don't much want to hear about other people's paintings.” — Michele Young-Stone Copy Share Image
The best realationship is when u talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother… — Meka Cooper Copy Share Image
In the spring mornings I would work early while my wife still slept. The windows were open wide and the cobbles of… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When my mother had four girls, and she could tell her marriage was falling apart, she went back to college and got… — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife. — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
It is better for a woman to compete impersonally in society, as men do, than to compete for dominance in her own… — Betty Friedan Copy Share Image
Yes, I support this 100%! Who is anyone to say who we can and cannot get married to. Everyone should have the… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I've always felt that my relationship to the United States is analogous to a marriage. I love this country. I hate it.… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“It didn't make much sense to me then, what Gnut was going through, but after Pila and me had our little twins,… — Wells Tower Copy Share Image
“Feeling unable to maintain this detachment of attitude towards human- and, in especial, matrimonial- affairs, I asked whether it was not true… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
“Of course, no china--however intricate and inviting--was as seductive as my fiancé, my future husband, who continued to eat me alive with… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“I returned from the village. The house seemed unbearably dull. But I bore it. "There is no escape from loneliness and separation…"… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
Dear Future Husband; know we won't be rushing into anything, perfection takes time, I want you to know every side of me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is not one point of view: it's a constant back and forth over different perspectives - a healthy marriage, anyway. — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
“Maybe that’s what a marriage is,” Mqaret said. “Whistling together. Some kind of performance. I mean, not just a conversation, but a… — Kim Stanley Robinson Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband. — Clifford Odets Copy Share Image
Marriage is the only chance (and it is but a chance) offered to women for escape from this death and how eagerly… — Florence Nightingale Copy Share Image
I would never hold my children back from that. I would never want them to resent me for holding them back from… — Camille Grammer Copy Share Image
Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A — Robert Heinlein Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, a divorce is a divorce, and a break-up is a break-up. They are essentially small matters… — Ryan Murphy Copy Share Image
“And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back... But she did look back, and I love her for that,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Married people should be best friends; no relationship on earth needs friendship as much as marriage — Marion D. Hanks Copy Share Image
Marriage, from love, like vinegar from wine-- A sad, sour sober beverage--by time Is sharpened from its high celestial flavor Down to… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad… — Robert Menzies Copy Share Image
I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
After marriage, every woman wants to settle down and have children. I have no regrets. I was occupied in my little world,… — Sridevi Copy Share Image
My husband and I are huge bibliophiles. He's always reading 'The New York Times Book Review' and then ordering 20 books online. — Carrie Coon Copy Share Image
Dear future husband...I will honor you respect you, be your best friend love you & I promise to raise your kids to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously. — John Ortberg Copy Share Image
So you want to be married, oh baby, trying to put me on a chain, ain't that some shame? You must be… — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“She would be able to take one look at Galen and tell me why he won't kiss, how to make him, and… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her. — Guy Ritchie Copy Share Image
I've been here for 19 years, so West Ham fans are bored with seeing me. It's like my wife, who changes the… — Mark Noble Copy Share Image