Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Sometimes the wife relates to me, sometimes the husband relates to me; it can be whoever. I love the relatability of it;… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“Husbands are annoying at times, but they are a habit which grows on one, and life is extraordinarily dull without them.” — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
To have peace and love in marriage is a gift which is next to the knowledge of the Gospel. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. — Hesiod Copy Share Image
Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“I thought of Otto Frank not being a father anymore, left with a diary instead of a wife and two daughters.” — John Green Copy Share Image
It's quite ironic that at many interviews I have had professionals telling me that 'I don't look married because I don't dress… — Nandita Mahtani Copy Share Image
“Bailee had watched them come in and out of the sheriff’s office the week she’d been in jail. She, Sarah, and Lacy… — Jodi Thomas Copy Share Image
The Problem is: many terrific women have made themselves overqualified for the job of wife, because many men are looking for a… — Karen Salmansohn Copy Share Image
“before either of us knew it, we were in the same room and in each other’s arms. I kissed and held my… — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
“Dragon!” she said and moved ahead of her husband to greet her brother-in-law with a warm hug. “You look well. The leg… — Josie Litton Copy Share Image
I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I love the quote: It's never too late to live happily ever after I use to say Life is too short to… — BaSsy Copy Share Image
I think sometimes people believe what they want to believe. I personally thought I was going to marry Elton John. I was… — Alice Bag Copy Share Image
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Marrying a successful person doesn't make u successful..follow yo heart not someones success — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
A safety net of small white lies can be the bedrock of a successful marriage. You wouldn't believe how cheaply I can… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
In 1990 I had a nasty car accident and in 1994 my husband Ron Edgeworth died of motor neurone disease. — Judith Durham Copy Share Image
“Wives are like the flowers on a prickly pear cactus. They’re pretty to look at, but you’re better off not picking one.” — Norm Bass Copy Share Image
I can't be with you today, but if you close your eyes and think; I'll be beside you in the kitchen wearing… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of courage to be happy (after the death of a spouse), but I've got courage, so I think… — Florence Henderson Copy Share Image
Just trying to, with age, you have to decide what's more important for you, choose what's more important for you as a… — Andrei Arlovski Copy Share Image
Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
I think we are inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say ‘we know better… — Dan T. Cathy Copy Share Image
The curse of marriage That we can call these delicate creatures ours And not their appetites! — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night. — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I love acting, of course, but being with my husband and my children always brought me the greatest joy and happiness in… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. — Moms Mabley Copy Share Image
“Every flirtation is a marriage; it is a marriage in this frightful sense; that it is irrevocable.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“I’m married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband… — Marilyn Pappano Copy Share Image
The Queen's wedding dress in 1947, there was some embroidery on the train which was definitely there to illustrate new dawn/post-war optimism,… — Kate Reardon Copy Share Image
“Keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you, and maybe we’ll even be in time for your uncle’s bloody wedding.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
My wife is my favorite actress. Without question. I have seen more jaws drop in little theaters when people see my wife… — Jim Parrack Copy Share Image
I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have. — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
I got married at the lighthouse , the 16th-century Forte de Sao Miguel Arcanjo, on the edge of the promontory of Sitio. — Garrett McNamara Copy Share Image
I honestly can't think of many more truly romantic gestures than a really well-thought-through prenuptial agreement. — Naomi Alderman Copy Share Image
We need to know what the Bible says about abortion and marriage, poverty and slavery, and we need to see how all… — David Platt Copy Share Image
