If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be as overpopulated as it is now. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“Now the poles have gotten so far apart that anyone who isn’t officiating a gay wedding at a Whole Foods is considered… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“I should never like scolding any one else so well; and that is a point to be thought of in a husband.” — George Eliot Copy Share Image
When we get married and have kids, I hope they have your great features and amazing personality — Leslie Copy Share Image
I think we all live dichotomies. I'm a father of three boys and a loyal homebody sort of husband and father. And… — Tim Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
I've got bigger legs than my husband, who's a rugby player, so trust me, if I was going to intentionally flash a… — Helen Skelton Copy Share Image
“A woman is not to marry a man merely because she is asked, or because he is attached to her, and can… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“What is the name of the woman on the telephone?” “Alis K.” “Is that her real name?” “No.” Conversation between ‘BB’ and… — Steen Langstrup Copy Share Image
“Was this all there was to life, after all? You finished school, found an occupation, got married, became a father, watched your… — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
“Don't turn a good dude who is loyal to his chick into a bad nigga by throwing yourself at him when he… — Crystal Evans Copy Share Image
“You're 82 years old. You've shrunk six centimetres, you only weigh 45 kilos yet you're still beautiful, graceful and desirable. We've lived… — André Gorz Copy Share Image
“Our marriage wouldn’t protect me,” she said. “Randa wouldn’t pardon me simply because I married.” “But he would be more lenient,” Giddon… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
“Ten thousand years ago, her husband, Abraham the Mage, had presented her with the weapons and armor. “To keep you safe,” he… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
One of the oddest features of western Christianized culture is its ready acceptance of the myth of the stable family and the… — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
“after all that is bewitching in the idea of a single and constant attachment, and all that can be said of one's… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“In its various forms, so far as we know them, Love seems always to have a deep significance and a most practical… — Edward Carpenter Copy Share Image
I was not a womanizer; I didn't date a lot. If I kissed somebody, I was basically married from that point on. — Shelley Long Copy Share Image
A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a one-woman guy. I think that if you can find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with,… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers Copy Share Image
“Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might… — Denise Fields Copy Share Image
If I honour my needs first, I will be the best wife, the best mum, the best sister, the best friend. I… — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
Being married to a wrestler has its unique challenges, being a wrestler married to a wrestler is next level. — Beth Phoenix Copy Share Image
The first language that I learned was Italian in Italy in the early and middle-'60s and I had to do that to… — Clive James Copy Share Image
I could never be with a married man. I just can't. I could never imagine myself being the mistress of somebody. — Joanna Krupa Copy Share Image
My wife, Melissa, and I, together with our neighbors, try to create experiences for our kids that build character. We want our… — Ben Sasse Copy Share Image
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. — Cher Copy Share Image
I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite. — Michael Weatherly Copy Share Image
“The most momentous events in life—baptisms, weddings, and funerals—don’t seem to take much time, but the effects of them bind up the… — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until… — George Stephen Copy Share Image
“Angelica rolled the wedding band between her finger and thumb. "It's terrifying, to be on the verge of finally getting what you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a hedonist and a spontaneous person who believes in love. While it would feel strange getting married again, I can't ever… — Ulrika Jonsson Copy Share Image
“I will always be your husband and your king and your master, and it doesn’t matter who I let you fuck, you’ll… — Sierra Simone Copy Share Image
It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look, my mother's not a welfare woman. She certainly had plenty of help. But there's no substitute for a husband and partner. — Kerry Kennedy Copy Share Image
My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically in order to annoy his wife. Trin” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I love Wal-Mart. You can put that down. I love Wal-Mart. My husband and I hang out there. — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
I told you once that [our marriage] was like an adolescent's dream of what marriage should be like. That hasn't changed. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I have a habit of collecting all my old stuff. I still have all my old clothes and old cars, but my… — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image