The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials. — Cynthia Nelms Copy Share Image
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
Girls were scared of me because I can be loud. Barbara, my wife of 51 years, is very low-key. She was my… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money. — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
The wife who submits to sexual intercourse against her wishes or desires, virtually commits suicide; while the husband who compels it, commits… — Victoria Woodhull Copy Share Image
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. — Barnett Brickner Copy Share Image
When my husband and I worked as line cooks in LA, we lived in a constant state of broke and tired. — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
“My wife can sniff out a lie from six thousand miles away. And I’m the world’s worst liar, anyway.” — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
It is one thing to go through a divorce, and quite another to have the rug ripped out from under you in… — Camille Grammer Copy Share Image
Friendship is the next pleasure we may hope for: and where we find it not at home, or have no home to… — William Penn Copy Share Image
I might say 'let's get married' because I am not rigid, I live moment to moment. These are my views and it… — Abhay Deol Copy Share Image
I eat healthier than you think. I eat grains and vegetables when I'm home - and I eat in courses. My wife,… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
From the new hate crimes law to the repeal of DOMA and 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell,' to the emerging popular support for… — Tom Perez Copy Share Image
Some of you, unfortunately, will never marry in this life. That turns out to be the case sometimes. If that happens, do… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
“He is smiling proudly, his face flushed, thinking that she is enjoying the sight of her son, her adored only son, in… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something, my wife died for Tuesdays ago. Cancer of the colon. We were married forty-one years. Now you… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
“But as to your writing me that I don’t love you very much, I don’t know whether you’re saying this in earnest… — Laura Cereta Copy Share Image