Marriage Quotes · Page 321

“Save money for adversity, wife against riches undoubtedly, But save the soul even against wife and riches invariably. [6] 1.6 Chanakya”

— Munindra Misra

I've gone through a really hard divorce, and anyone who has gone through a divorce will speak about how hard the journey…

— Christina Aguilera

Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.

— Jay Leno

“If you can figure out how to choose happiness in your marriage daily, and stop sweating the small stuff, it'll take ten…

— Fawn Weaver

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out…

— Helen Rowland

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and your parents.

— A Josland

My husband and I have very similar backgrounds even though we're years apart. So there are a lot of things that we…

— Annette Bening

There cannot be any great happiness in the married life except each in turn give up his or her own humors and…

— Samuel Richardson

“When others witness or comment on abusive behaviors, the little voice that the upscale abused wife once heard inside her and ignored…

— Susan Weitzman

“some of the Bard’s feistiest and most loquacious heroines, including Beatrice in Much Ado about Nothing, ceased to have any lines after…

— Rebecca Traister

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large…

— Dave Barry

I hate reality shows. It's funny because me and my wife be arguing all the time about reality shows 'cause she loves…

— Lil Jon

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are…

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I live a normal life, I take care of our baby, I cook, and I look forward to the weekend so I…

— Angela Lindvall

You have introduced a topic on which our natures are at variance - a topic we should never discuss: the very name…

— Charlotte Bronte

“To me, marriage was an ending, not a beginning. A stone on my chest. A giving-up, a decision to walk away from…

— Kristin Newman

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I have an unbelievably beautiful, well-known wife. And the…

— Brad Hall

“For those of you well-acquainted with making mistakes, it's more likely that your spouse will stay your best friend as long as…

— Criss Jami

However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you.

— John Buchanan Robinson

My younger brother is an architect, my son and his wife are both architects, they work for me, and so I guess…

— Carol Ross Barney

Life, for Colin, was one long brace against pain and disappointment, and everybody apart from his wife was an enemy until proven…

— Anonymous

“I swear to Go, if I see one of you girls anywhere near us, I'll have your prospective spouses whip you, fifties-style.”

— Amelie Fisher

I'm used to having strong women around me. My mother was. My wife is. I like their strong mentality.

— Sol Campbell

I've always held that early marriage is a sure indication of second-rate goods that had to be sold in a hurry." -…

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

A thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth.

— Anonymous

I have always said there are just two people who could make me change my decision to stay at Barcelona. One of…

— Sergio Busquets

If I ever married, I know I would dread the daily sound of the key in the door and the casual expectancy…

— Celia Imrie

[When asked how many husbands she'd had:] Two of my own, my dear, and several of my friends'.

— Dagmar Godowsky

There is nothing a Man of good Sense dreads so much in a Wife, as her having more Sense than himself.

— Henry Fielding

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him…

— Joan Rivers

My husband's there full-time with our son so he's leading on that side of things. He's the one who has the homework…

— Nicky Morgan

Most marriages I've known, and I've been married a long time and I've known a lot of married people - you wonder…

— Paul Mazursky

“She was bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh. She was his soul mate and his wife, and all he…

— Sylvain Reynard

I have been running on little sleep, grief, energy drinks, coffee AND being a mother and wife the past week. I'm fed…

— Anonymous

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

— Rita Mae Brown

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called…

— Lee Kuan Yew

“When we approach marriage expecting our needs to be met, we have not understood the real nature of love, and we are…

— Christopher Ash

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after…

— Lyndon B. Johnson

“By the power vested in me thanks to Google, I know pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!”

— J.R. Ward

“Shouldn’t there be more to a marriage? A clarity of purpose? A unity of vision? Team spirit? Common goals? A mutual love…

— Ranjani Rao