Marriage Quotes · Page 311

I'm certainly not the only person to have gone through a divorce. I'm not the only person who's had heartbreak.

— Pegi Young

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my…

— Russell Simmons

In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.

— June Allyson

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

— Phyllis Diller

I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.

— Eric Idle

I got married when I met the right girl. I think it was one of the best decisions of my life.

— Nikitin Dheer

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

— Anonymous

The truth was, I never liked the rose ceremonies. The cocktail parties beforehand are also difficult as there is so much stress…

— Andi Dorfman

I don't know the accident of still being married. I was the worst human being. But we were, I guess, in love.…

— Shelley Berman

“AGAMEMNON: I will not slay my children, nor shall thy interests be prospered by justice in thy vengeance for a worthless wife,…

— Euripides

“The reason my husband and I became Orthodox was that our mainline denomination was energetically revising its theology; church leaders were teaching…

— Frederica Mathewes-Green

“Try to find something that makes you happy. Your life is not going to get easier once Queen Levana is your wife.…

— Marissa Meyer

When I'm in a good mood I like to cook. But I don't like saying it in public because I find myself…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

I realized that if you try to be the perfect mom, perfect wife, perfect actress, you start to feel overwhelmed. You shut…

— Jenna Dewan

Unless those of us who love our wives (and thus, our lives) make a conscious change to the way we speak of…

— Steven Crowder

I dont want to be married just to be married. I cant think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my…

— Anonymous

My husband and I believe that if you treat a child well and nurture his talent and physical ability, in a healthy…

— Dominique Moceanu

Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage.

— Anonymous

I wouldn't change being married. It was good for me, and I was happy for a period of time, and I learned…

— Lindsey Vonn

“Of course married life is merely a habit, a bad habit. But then one regrets the loss even of one's worse habits.”

— Oscar Wilde

My wife got naked & asked me to show her a good time. So I showed her photos of me & my…

— Nikhil Saluja

“I know, I know. I was there, remember?" I love my husband, but he's such an Aquarian. Ask him the time, and…

— Susan McCorkindale

When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets.

— Junot Diaz

“I don’t think that marriage means to suffer endlessly, in order to prove that you can honor a commitment. I don’t think…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

— Eddie Cantor

“My Wife bought me my first Kindle (3G Keyboard) for Christmas in 2010 and I've rarely bought or read a dead tree…

— Anonymous

I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells, too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes.

— Lisa Guerrero

“If we want our marriages to be healthy, we have to first believe God’s promises and look to Him before we look…

— Francis Chan

To support mother and father, to cherish wife and child and to have a simple livelihood; this is the good luck.

— Buddha

Marriage. Why do we do it? Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up broken.

— Anonymous

In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It's been 15 years since I've been getting married every year.

— Vanessa Paradis

“When the wife runs away, Know that too. When you bring home a wife, Know that too. The Knower has no attachment…

— Dada Bhagwan

Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice.

— Anonymous

Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business.

— Tom Bosley

My thoughts on gay marriage are that everyone has the right to love and be loved, and that's the position I take.

— Nick Jonas

Public-opinion polls show that Americans split about evenly on civil unions. But when the words 'gay marriage' are presented, they break 3-to-1…

— Dick Morris

As a 29-year-old, the only thing that I can possibly think is that if I'm still performing at 50, it's because I'll…

— Robbie Williams

Every good marriage must be a friendship between two people who are willing to sacrifice for the other person.

— Jim George

“... a wife should be always a reasonable and agreeable companion, because she cannot always be young.”

— Jonathan Swift

I'd be lying if I said that I took it all very calm and cool when my 12-year-old marriage broke up. I…

— Pooja Bedi