My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I would see musicians performing at weddings and bar mitzvahs, and I knew that at the very worst I could do that. — Scott Storch Copy Share Image
My husband is very much of the ilk that expects to waited on hand and foot during the festive season. — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else! — Kelly Wearstler Copy Share Image
I'll play a character who is getting married to a woman to avoid the draft. Ultimately they fall in love with each… — Elijah Wood Copy Share Image
“She's probably afraid you'll turn out like her and be married to someone you can't stand.” — Jennifer Brown Copy Share Image
As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don't know… — Hulk Hogan Copy Share Image
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? — Max Schmeling Copy Share Image
I want you to take note, Commander, that turning in my badge would be like cutting off my arm. But if it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I used to draw a comparison between him, and Hindley Earnshaw, and perplex myself to explain satisfactorily, why their conduct was so… — Emily Brontë Copy Share Image
Oh, yes. I mean to marry him. But not because I want him to give me a life. I want to marry… — Deanna Raybourn Copy Share Image
Sham marriages have been widespread; people have been allowed to settle in Britain without being able to speak English; and there have… — Theresa May Copy Share Image
I have love in my life, a soul mate u2014u00a0absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don't get married, I… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
I always think of the future. I think that's how I can work happily now. And I always think 'where would I… — Nichkhun Copy Share Image
My view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. That's the position I've had for some time,… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
“What is withdrawal?" "Let's see, since you know your scripture so well, was that Onan? Yes, that bugger. What he did." "Spilling… — Sherry Thomas Copy Share Image
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm,… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner” — Jim Cartwright Copy Share Image
“I tried, I really tried, to stick with it. I planned to grow old with this man and possibly die in his… — Brenda Perlin Copy Share Image
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper,… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.” — Stefan Molyneux Copy Share Image
Being GAY is the ONLY sin people focus on. Cursing? Sin. Sex before marriage? Sin. Sins are sins. Y'all are too judgmental,… — Jaylon Hillsman Copy Share Image
“My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I have ended up with quite a conventional marriage and family. But I still hold on to my younger self who didn't… — Dawn O'Porter Copy Share Image
MARRIED does not mean AVAILABLE no matter how unhappy it is, what problems you are having, or how you feel! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you… — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
“Clever wives are mostly silent ,alert and pay equal attention to limiting the kind and degree of emotions of family which creates… — Kishore Bansal Copy Share Image
“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless; someone… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Fuck you and your Hampton house. I'll fuck your Hampton spouse. Came on her Hampton blouse. And in her Hampton mouth. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do. — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain ... I don't think I want to get married again. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Jo and I have a marriage based on friendship, which means hopefully you can survive. I'm so glad we have. — Geraldine James Copy Share Image
My husband has spent more time with our children than I have. I don't think they're better or worse off. — Anne-Marie Slaughter Copy Share Image
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
After we put my son to bed, my husband and I curl up and watch a movie or TV. That's when I… — Kara Goucher Copy Share Image
“a good marriage is like a good lasagna: only those involved actually know what goes into it.” — Janice Thompson Copy Share Image
Playing with your spouse on the golf course runs almost as great a marital risk as getting caught playing with someone else's… — Peter Andrews Copy Share Image
