You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Patience, it will be a mere 100 yrs afore thy father release the to be wed. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you. — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
Love is giving, marriage is buying and selling. You can't put love into a contract. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
My wife deals with real problems. My problems aren't problems - they're inconveniences. — Scooter Braun Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, respect me, support me, don't cheat on our marriage because I am the one who will give birth to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was one of the first senators to support marriage equality, and led the effort to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act. — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
“If you had never known how good loving could be, you would not hate it so much with your husband.” — Greg Keyes Copy Share Image
Everyone has the right to walk out of a marriage that's not working, whether it's the wife or the husband. — Rituparna Sengupta Copy Share Image
My son is an integral part of my life; the fact of life is that parents and children need you; wife doesn't… — Sonu Nigam Copy Share Image
“Another friend of mine once told me in a deep depression that his marriage was "like running a preschool with a roommate… — Nigel Marsh Copy Share Image
A woman worries about future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tucker, to make anything work, from meat loaf to a marriage, there are two things you have to do. Forgive and continue.” — M.E. Kerr Copy Share Image
“Love is when you endure pain for the sake of a beloved sister and husband, if that’s what it takes to nurture… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
What is for sale, what is not? If we really think that making your apologies to your wife or reading a bedside… — Arlie Russell Hochschild Copy Share Image
“…but don’t ever forget that he’s also Gideon Cross. You’ve got everything you need to be the perfect wife for a man… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth was so sweet this afternoon trying to show P.B. his sitting room. He became absorbed in some jungle prints along the… — William Shawcross Copy Share Image
Ours is one continued struggle against degradation sought to be inflicted upon us by the European, who desire to degrade us to… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“clumsy fingers, feeling faintly guilty about going through his wife’s purse. It feels private. But this is an emergency. He dumps the… — Shari Lapena Copy Share Image
B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
“Here it is. Let's say you're married, you love your wife, but you're attracted by another woman.' 'Excuse me, but I absolutely… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me. — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
Whenever I read a book about a marriage, I always feel I'm being lied to. — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
Marriage tip: Time is precious. Love more so. Don't squander a drop of either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A case of can't do with, can't do without, that's why I married him again. — Dionne Warwick Copy Share Image
You married me...but you didn't marry what you could make out of me. — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
